John D.
Yelp
This place was a total disappointment from start to finish. The service was painfully slow -- we waited almost 40 minutes just for a couple of appetizers, and when the food finally arrived, it was cold and bland. Felt like I was eating the leftovers of a flavorless wedding buffet.
The hummus was dry and weirdly sour, the falafel tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp since last week, and the pita? Flat-out stale. Honestly, store-bought would have been an upgrade.
The atmosphere wasn't much better -- loud, chaotic, and weirdly cramped. It felt like the staff was overwhelmed and uninterested, and nobody seemed to care that tables around us were visibly frustrated.
To top it all off, the bill was absurdly high for the quality of the food. I left feeling ripped off and still hungry.
Definitely not coming back. Miami has so many great options -- skip this one.