Sara P.
Yelp
After a long and tiresome drive in the pouring unsafe dark hailstorm that weather experts are now calling a hurricane, I finally make it to New York from Baltimore. My car beaten up, my back blown out from the miles of traveling and the twist in my stomach from starvation. I felt broken and despaired, until I remembered my good friends at Holy Shnitzel. I raced there, running every red light that was in between me and my sandwich. I finally see the holy light on, letting me know they are still open. At this point the only thing that stands between me and the force of happiness is finding parking. I risk it all, I park in a known towing zone, its worth it. Every bite of my upcoming sandwich will be worth any parking ticket or towing fine. I take my first steps out of the car, running into the restaurant, I see it, everything I've been waiting for, everything I've lived my life for. I see it, it sees me, the connection is there and I know its authentic. I run to it as it runs to me. With his jet black curly hair, lengthy arms and warm smile Eliyah Avraham hands me my to go bag of Holy hope. The sandwich that will get me through the night. Although my order was to go, without hesitation I ripped open that bag like gold was inside. I take one look at that crispy golden glazed chicken, topped with grilled pastrami on a toasted baguette with lettuce, tomatoes , pickles, sauteed onions, holy mustard and of course the holy sauce, and I KNEW that 4 hour drive was worth this dinner. I begin to bite down, sinking my teeth into the soft and luscious bread, sweat beading down my face and my heart continues to pound, my body can't handle the excitement and anticipation and I began to fall, to faint. Before hitting the floor, God sends a angle in the form of Eliyah Averham, he catches me moments before hitting my head. He looks at me with confusion and says "I dont understand its only a sandwich". His intentions were true but words were so false. I turned to him and reply "No, this isnt just a sandwich, this is THE HOLY TOASTY"