D.wight L.
Yelp
Buddy shoots me a text "down to meet for some breakfast?" I had already ran a few errands in the early morning so I was prime and ready for a hearty day off breakfast. He sends the info for this place and I was kinda giddy, as this place wasn't a big chain nor had I been before. 2 key points for excited anticipation for any OG yelp hound.
Everything started off fine, no lines, happenin' spot on heavy foot traffic'd Park St and decent cup of coffee. Struggled a bit with the menu as nothing was really grabbing me, but picked a couple of things to try.
Bird's Nest ($15/2*) Ground Beef scrambled with hashbrowns, onions and cheddar cheese. Then topped with 2 eggs of your choice and sour cream. I'm usually a fan of a classic diner plate called the Joe's Special. Similar ingredients as this but the Joe's the eggs are scrambled in. Here the eggs are separate.
I like many simple preps but damn, this was too simple. Nothing was seasoned and everything just looked amateurish at best. Kinda like when a friend who doesn't really know how to cook, makes me something. Always a lot of improvement to be had, yet I'll always eat most of it as being a nice dude is a curse I can't undo. I had to salt and pepper this mofo, then add some hot sauce too...twice. And it came out barely lukewarm, so within a minute or so, it was cold, well cold for a breakfast plate fasho. I ate it all, but damn for $15 or so, felt kinda robbed.
Ultimate Spa Hot Cakes ($14/3*) Got these to share. I love pancakes/waffles with a fruit topping. 2 big-ish pancakes arrived and looked the part, not too thick and doughy with a deep brown, somewhat crisp exterior. The berries were just sliced fresh strawberries, not sugared or sauced. Also topped with some chopped walnuts. This also didn't arrive too warm. And for $14 for 2 pancakes, which were basic at best, again made me side-eye the value.
I think we've established a pattern here. Super meh execution, food not hot on arrival, above average pricing. This spells out a sub 3* rating to the tee. #sorrynotsorry