Fox E.
Yelp
If you want to go and get bubble tea with your bros from the neighbourhood, you should instead go to "Homey Bubble." And if you want to go to a Disney-like tea shop with really cliché crap, try "Hokey Bubble." Whereas if you are looking to get laid rather than get tea, try "Horny Bubble."
What to get: Brown Sugar Milk Tea
What not to get: Anything from the Horse Trough
Horse Trough???!: Oh wait, no that's at "Horsey Bubble."
This place is massively overpriced, and seems like it's going to suck. The first time I got tea here I thought it was excellent. Maybe my tastes changed in the 6 months in between, or maybe the standards went down, but I'm not digging it anymore.
It doesn't seem very East Asian, and a lot of the signs on the wall are extremely patronizing to anyone that has ever had a bubble tea before. "What is Boba?." It seems to be a place geared towards people that don't drink a lot of Bubble Tea and haven't been to Taiwan or East Asia - and definitely aren't from there or descended from people who were.
If you can get past the prices, which are ridiculous, the Bubble Tea is pretty decent. The service on the other hand, can be awful, especially if you come in during the last 30 mins or so before it closes (because people want to go home). But the Brown Sugar products are pretty good. Far from the best I've had.
It's also a great place to meet girls - there were some spectacular looking people in here when I was here. It must be near a party district or something (I mean, I know it is, but you can tell by the clientele). Girls like Bubble Tea, and I like girls. I wonder if that's why I like Bubble Tea?
The Brown Sugar (which is actually regular or Royal milk tea) was excellent the first time, and just okay the second time, whereas the Lemon Tea was just okay. My first visit was friendlier in terms of service, but I noticed the male employees spend their entire time gawking at the pretty girl customers (including the person I came here with, but I don't blame them).
Another problem with the second visit was that the boba (tapioca) was hard, chewy, and tasteless. I was quite disappointed. I'm not sure if I'll give it a third try, but based on the excellent first visit, I shall have to.
And if you need some cuddles, go to "Huggy Bubble." And if you just pooped your pants from too much alcohol, go to "Huggies Bubble." And if you only have 2 mins to drink your tea, go to "Hurry Bubble." And if you're looking to find a man to marry, go to "Hubby Bubble." And if you are still horny, try "Humpme Bubble."