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When Barbi phones her HK boyfriend, it's a HONG KONG CITY CALL
She lost a Pleaser heel on the steps after the HONG KONG CITY BALL
But most girls in her shoes would have a HONG KONG CITY FALL
And you can see my girl in her shoes at the HONG KONG CITY MALL
My jokes aren't funny, but maybe one might make HONG KONG CITY LOL
I tried the food in the Shanghai, let's now do a HONG KONG CITY CRAWL
We'll take some Texans with us so they tell all of HONG KONG CITY Y'ALL
I'll pay for everybody's food, a HONG KONG CITY FREE-FOR-ALL
Roald wrote decent books but I prefer BEATRICE "HONG KONG CITY" DAHL/DALLE
Barbi sounds Texan whereas Jackie Chan's got HONG KONG CITY DRAWL
And fisherman in Kowloon Bay can HONG KONG CITY TRAWL
But nothing in Houston says Vietnam like HONG KONG CITY MALL
If you don't use gasoline, use HONG KONG CITY ETHANOL
And if you drink San Miguel it's HONG KONG CITY ALCOHOL
I used to fly to Toronto but now it's HONG KONG CITY - MONTREAL
And when I fly to Houston it's to see the HONG KONG CITY MALL
If there's suburbs for 100 miles it's HONG KONG CITY SPRAWL
And if I try to drive around my car will HONG KONG CITY STALL
And if you're germophonic then use HONG KONG CITY LYSOL
And if you buy a new PC do HONG KONG CITY INSTALL
And Sharon Stone is not your wife in HONG KONG CITY TOTAL RECALL
And Barbi with her plastic parts will be a HONG KONG CITY DOLL
But guys that disrespect her will get in a HONG KONG CITY BRAWL
And now it's time to see Barbi posing at HONG KONG CITY MALL
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This is a bit of a paradise for Vietnamese people, and for people who like Vietnamese food, drinks, shopping, and it's still as exciting as it was the day I came to Houston, even though it's a little old and a little quietened down these days.
We wish that a lot more people would come here, it's far more interesting, exciting, and economical than the Galleria or Memorial City. It's this massive beautiful Mall full of Vietnamese treats and goodies and stores, and everything you can imagine.
One of the most amazing places in Houston for Vietnamese delights. We're massive fans of a lot of different things in here, and we come here on a very regular basis for food for drinks, for shopping and for anything you can imagine.
It's basically an indoor shopping mall full of Vietnamese stuff. Pretty wonderful, and very typical of what is great about Houston.
My older review said:
Much better than the Hong Kong Sh*tty Male, which is basically every guy I've ever tried to date from HK (or Kowloon or the New Territories if I'm honest).
The Hong Kong City Mall is one of the very best places to hang out in Houston. It's a lot more quiet than Dun Huang Plaza, and Chinatown on the other side of Belt 8 in general, and the Saigon Plaza too, but has a lot of cool stuff in it such as Coco where you can get amazing waffles. Also a few outlets for good sugar cane juice Vietnamese style. And plenty more.