Jules F.
Yelp
Burgers...are a thing that I cannot live without. And Hoss' makes it even harder for me to not eat burgers every meal, every day! And I'm not just saying that because I helped name their newest burger, "The Herman" (which super tasty!).
First off, I love that they have Square. If you haven't downloaded this free app yet, you should. I can walk up to their truck and "Open a Tab" on the app and I pop up on their screen inside the truck. And instead of having to get my credit card out or cash out, I just say "Put it on my Tab" and it charges my credit card that is tied to the app.
Secondly, these guys not only know their burgers, but they remember you. Or they remember me. My boyfriend once shared some cupcakes that I had made with them. And now when I go to the truck, they'll ask me if I've made any new cupcake creations recently. If you have read any of my other reviews, you will know that I am a fan of customer service especially the personal touch. So yeah, this gets them uber bonus points for me.
Most importantly, their food is just top notch. It is totally on point. If you are dainty and don't like eating food that may drip on you, then this isn't for you. I always end up with meat juice on my pants or on my shirt...and I realize now this sounds dirty, but yes, Hoss' is food porn to me. Their burgers are so freakin' juicy. I'll wear my juice stains with pride. And for $7-8 per burger, you definitely get an appropriately sized burger. It's big.
For those that are not familiar with Hoss' Loaded Burgers, they load the burgers putting the cheese INSIDE the burger. So when you bite into this burger, not only does the juice from the perfectly grilled burger ooze out, but so does the cheese. I've learned to take little burger bites because otherwise I end up looking like an X-rated burger eater.
My favorite burger so far is "The Herman" and I'm not just saying that because I helped suggest the name. Muenster cheese in the middle, White Truffle Aioli on top (which totally makes this burger stand out!)...just phenomenal!
They now have bison burgers which is a nice 'healthier' option. My boyfriend got one and although he liked it, he didn't like it as much as their regular beef burgers because the cheese on the bison burgers is not inside the burger, but on top. It changes the whole dynamic of the burger, really! He also felt it needed some sort of seasoning. I'm not a connoisseur of bison meat, so I'll just take his word for it. I'm always gonna get a beef burger!
If I had to wish anything is that they would have just regular fries...without the Rosemary Parmesan on them. But for $3, their "small" fry is enough for 2 people to share. It's a HEALTHY portion of fries! And maybe sliders?
I did try their Tequila Lime Sorbet. If you love Margaritas, spend the $3. Seriously. Don't even think about it...Just Do It! I tried it on a super humid day and it totally refreshed me. And it was seriously Margarita tasty!!!
Hoss' is my favorite food truck. I'm totally mad cow for them!