Gisele Gomes
Google
-10/10 | A Full-Blown Assault on Sleep, Sanity, and Basic Hospitality
Hotel Indigo Austin is the kind of place that should legally come with a warning label. What they conveniently fail to mention is that the hotel is located directly in front of a blaring music venue that essentially turns your room into a vibrating speaker box. When we arrived, a full concert was underway and didn’t end until 11:30 PM. Just when we thought we could recover, the next day featured a sound check that dragged on for over two hours—as if their mission was to ensure we never forgot we’d made a terrible booking decision.
From there, the stay continued to spiral:
• Staff: Utterly uninterested. They operate with the enthusiasm of people who have emotionally resigned from their jobs long ago.
• Housekeeping: Simply didn’t show up. No fresh towels, no trash pickup, nothing. Apparently, making beds is optional here.
• Food: Stale enough to suggest it may have been prepared during a previous administration.
• Air Conditioning: Sounds like an ancient washing machine in its death throes.
• Mini Fridge: Emits a relentless humming sound capable of driving a sane person to madness.
• Surrounding Area: The hotel is surrounded by a significant homeless presence, making venturing outside uncomfortable and, at times, unsafe.
The entire experience can best be described as staying inside a migraine-inducing noise chamber while being slowly tortured by indifferent service, malfunctioning appliances, and the unmistakable taste of regret.
Rating: -10 out of 10. If purgatory had a booking link, this hotel would be on it. I would rather sleep in my car during a thunderstorm than spend another night here.