Matt L.
Yelp
Hotel Milo is an insult to hotels and people named Milo. Our experience was moderately better than camping.
They moved us to the wing of the hotel for families with kids because they were having maintenance issues. Instead of having a room suited for two people, we got a place with bunk beds. It was pitched to us as a "special upgrade". We did not come with kids, so this was super fun.
If being woken up by pounding, yelling, and screaming from the neighbors is your thing, this place is great! The walls are so thin they made rice-paper look like concrete. We could hear the sweet sound of the train horn, and the cars on the street. Every word the neighbors said, was so crystal clear, they could have been in the room.
The shower head was broken, and a stream of water was squirting up into the ceiling, over the shower curtain, and onto the floor, giving the whole place a rainforest vibe.
The bathroom had no fan. To get ventilation, you open the window to the parking lot - not like the parking lot way over there in the distance. It's an, open the window and ask the valet for toilet paper, kind of thing.
We told the front desk of the adventurous nature of Hotel Milo, but instead of taking care of us, they asked us to document our problems via photos and email them, because Milo is tech-forward.
We asked for a full refund. None was given. Management, was unavailable, which could explain why this place can't manage to give a s***.
I told the front desk lady that I was writing this review, and she said, "that's understandable," like she knew.