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For what may be the best Chinese food I've ever had, I will let a Flowers seller named Brandon serenade you.
The Killers - Hunan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y
I did my best to save some
When the food came out on time
But to the Cumin I surrendered
The kid who brought the food was kind
And sometimes I get hungry
When I reach the Hunan door
Close your eyes, clear your noise
Smell the food
Are we Hunan or are we Jiangsu?
My Tofu is vital, my hot pot's cold
And I'm on my chair
Looking for the chopsticks
Are we Cumin or are we Lamb, sir?
Pay my respects to rice and noodles
Because the lamb is just so good
Give my regards to Seoul and Ramen
They always did the best they could
And so long to the Dim Sum
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye, order well
You've really got to go
Are we Hunan or are we Shandong?
Chonqing Chicken is vital, my appetizer's cold
And I'm on my second helping
Looking for the Soy sauce
Are we Cumin or are we Lamb, sir?
Will your system be alright
When you use the loo tonight?
There is no discount we're receiving
Let me know, are you all done eating?
Are we Hunan or are we Anhui?
My server's coming, my water's cold
And I've got nummies in my teeth
Looking for a toothpick
Are we Cumin or are we Lamb, sir?
***
This is probably the best Chinese restaurant I've ever eaten at. Even more than the legendary Xi'an of NYC. There is nothing like Hunan. It's paradise.
What to get: Cumin Lamb, Tofu w/fish, and Chongqing Chicken. Three of the very best.
What not to get: Caught up fighting over a table. There's always a race to get a table here. It's called the "Hunan Race."
I'm not in the habit of routinely paying $15 per dish for dinner, but it's a pleasure at Hunan Bistro, and a regular one that I indulge in. I discovered real Chinese cuisine a few years ago, and since then I've probably eaten at a good 1,000 different places. The only one (outside Buffalo) that I've been back to 20 times (and counting) is Hunan.
If Hannibal Lecter owned this place, it'd be Human Bistro. If they served food with the power of love, and were happy to be stuck with the same customers every night, they'd be Huey Lewis Bistro. And if it were named for my nether regions, it'd be Hugedamn Bistro.
The dream girl says: "Hunan Bistro is so good! The lamb cumin dish is amazing! The roasted cauliflower was delicious! That chicken dish was really good! I love the tofu dish when it's spicy. The employees are super nice!"
"That chicken dish" probably means the Chongqing Spicy Chicken.
But again, Hunan is easily one of the best Chinese restaurants I've ever eaten at. In fact, it's one of the best restaurants of any kind, I've ever been to.
The Lamb Cumin is one of the best of its kind of ever had. They're mid price, not cheap, but it's worth the price when you taste this wonderful delicious succulent Lamb, which is much more healthy than a lot of the greasy Sichuan Lamb Cumin dishes you'll find.
And if they are as proud and confident in their food as they should be, it's Hubris Bistro. If you watch TV on your laptop while waiting for your food, it's HULU Bistro. If the Spicy Chicken goes straight to your butt, it's Huge Ass Bistro. If you get in a girl fight here it's Hold My Hoops Bistro. If you spend more on gas to get here than you do eating here, you may be driving a Hummer Bistro. If Drew Brees eats here, it's Whodat Bistro. If they refuse to play music by the Who, it's Whoban Bistro. And if a rap Clan eats here it's Wu-Tang Bistro.
And if you're as promiscuous as me, but female, then I guess it's Who's-the-daddy Bistro.
And if you're more into the Hungman Bistro, call me.