Sarah F.
Yelp
I would give this place ZERO stars if I could. This place is DISGUSTING, and full of scam artists. I WISH the management would reply to this review so they can answer for their pathetic, disgusting skeezeball manager
Note: this does not include our waitress, Xandra, who was a charming class act and a wonderful human being. I hope she gets the hell out of this laughable excuse of a place.
I'd like to preface this: I have been to clubs and restaurants on four continents in over a dozen countries, from LA to Europe to South America and have NEVER had THIS TERRIBLE of an experience ANYWHERE. Also, I've to Miami many times and have never had anything but a great time
We went to this atrocious mess of a place with nine girls. We had a table with a 500 minimum and got in with no issue. Less than an hour after arriving, my friend and I went to the washroom. Hanging on the back of the door was a swimsuit top and a white sarong. It was clearly part of the uniform the waitresses wear and looked like it was left there on accident since it was missing the bottom half.
We walked back to our table carrying the swimsuit with the intention of giving it to Xandra. Right as we got to our table, some other waitress GRABBED me by the back of the arm and practically tore it from me demanding to know what I was doing with it, and started squealing like a stuck pig "we stole".
FIRST OFF, why in God's name would anyone steal half a swimsuit that someone else wore? She would hear NONE of our perfectly reasonable explanation and ran to her manager, a big white guy who then stated "he saw us walking out with it wrapped in a towel." Our entire group, who witnessed the entire interaction, immediately fired back this was nothing short of absolute bullshit. We kept saying, call the cops then, get them down here, pull the tape! They said, you ripped the bathing suit from her hands. We were actually laughing at how absurd the story was.
They just kept ignoring us and insisting we had to leave "for the safety of our staff". Strangely, no one contacted the police although "their staff was assaulted." They refused to let us finish our giant fishbowl drink or half the other items we'd ordered.
Let's see you respond to this, you pathetic, piss poor excuse of an establishment. I expect places like this to be douchey but the disrespect, the straight up lies, and the outright slander was beyond atrocious and I will NEVER recommend a single person come to this joke of a business. Nice little scam you got going there, Hyde. Boot the table before the minimum and then let in a group of new people so you can bank profit. My apologies for trying to return half of a swimsuit. Maybe get a fucking lost and found bin next time, since your squeaky little waitress can't keep track of her uniform top??
I would rather sit in the back of a garbage truck than ever set foot within a ten block radius of this dump. AVOID. There are hundreds of beautiful establishments in Miami. Spend your money elsewhere.