Pamela G.
Yelp
So today I wanted to buy a bedroom high chest of drawers and also look at entertainment centers - tv stand with storage. I have bought a lot of Ikea in the past, and have realistic expectations as far as quality and choices, and generally like the concept and clean lines. I was really ready to buy but came away empty handed after an exceedingly frustrating experience.
I had seen online that the high chest of drawers no longer open very far on some of them, so I didn't want to buy anything I couldn't check out in person. The floor models were not encouraging. Supposedly for safety, they are making drawers that only can be pulled out a couple of inches (basically worthless pieces of furniture). I only found one in which the drawers pulled open normally, and it was the most expensive one there. So, now their so-called "concern for safety" makes sense. If you want to buy a piece you are actually able to get your clothes in and out of, you have to pay the highest price there! And, it was ok but not all that sturdy/solid. I didn't appreciate not having a range of prices and being pushed to the most expensive one just because I wanted basic functionality.
Also, some of the styles were just ugly. Drawers with cloudy plastic, I guess supposed to imitate that awful 1950's frosted glass you used to see around if you are old enough? With most of the dressers, it was very hard to open the drawers. I broke 3 fingernails, I'm not kidding. I have sold furniture in every price range, and I know that drawers are not supposed to be this difficult to open. They also didn't open smoothly or evenly. Then I saw one with tabs on the drawers to make them easy to pull out. I looked for the matching high chest and finally founded it - but all of the drawers were literally, I am not exaggerating, about 4 inches deep. WTF? Who is the buyer/designer that picks out this sh**? I just wanted a normal dresser with drawers that would open and I could fit clothes in. What a dumpster bin Ikea has turned into.
(BTW, I looked up the statistics, and you are 40x more likely to get struck by lightning than have a dresser fall on you. You are 8x more likely to be actually killed by lightning than by having a dresser fall on you. And, they all come with wall anchors in any case...) Why not stop selling tables with corners as well?
As far as tv stand/shelving, again frosted plastic, ugly styles, and nothing with doors for neat storage. There used to be so many good choices if you wanted doors. Now it's like Target furniture section.
Since there is no decent signage to tell you where the departments are, bedroom, living room, etc, (that would take simple human decency!) and they want to keep you trapped going in circles forever until you break down and buy something, anything -- you can get hungry.
Meat balls are actually the cheapest food to re-sell because the quality of the ground beef is lower and also mixed with fillers - a poor man's hamburger. I opted for chicken, and wasn't in the mood for cold cafeteria vegetables, but they wouldn't sell the chicken tenders without vegetables and french fries. This is a line cafeteria, and I can't buy the chicken tenders without being forced to buy more items? Ikea has turned into a brain-dead corporation with no consideration for human beings.
But, they had me trapped and I was hungry so ha ha ha!!!
So, instead, I asked for chicken and mashed potatoes, which wouldn't have been as greasy and unhealthy....but they said they are not allowed to sell that! It is a line cafeteria, but I am not allowed to buy chicken tenders and mashed potatoes? I have to buy a bunch of extra food and then throw most of it in the trash? What a bunch of greedy basta***.
Ikea had become such a disgusting shopping experience. Corporate greed reigns supreme.