Christian D.
Yelp
Why don't biologists trust atoms ?
Because they make up EVERYTHING.
Are you looking for a restaurant that serves more than beef and buns? A place that touches your soul, ignites your spirit, and drives you to be more successful? Look no further than Islands. My favorite place to eat at since I was born at a young age, this Islands is actually a weekly pilgrimage when I'm not studying the secretory pathway and BiP chaperones (My midterm is Thursday).
My actual go-to are the cheese fries. A daily must. Imagine this, picture this, ponder this... a symphony of flavors. They dance on your taste buds like beauty and the beast. Golden, crisp, deliciously flavorful fries with the perfect blend of cheese to fries ratio. As you take your first bite (after dipping in ranch), everything goes quiet for a second. Time freezes. Nothing else matters. The cheese, with its gooey goodness, clings to the fries like a cuck clings to the woman he desperately wants, but can never have. You feel enveloped in a warm embrace. You are taken on a culinary adventure, but you are the guide. You navigate through the sensations, savoring every moment of delicious pleasure. As you finish the fry, you're greeted with another. The journey starts all over again.
The tikki tenders... as close to perfection as my GPA. I cannot stress enough how delicious they are. Describing them using words from the English language doesn't do justice. For that matter, I'm convinced no language in the world has the proper vocabulary to accurately describe just how deliciously delicious they taste. Possibly I must find an alien civilization, ask to teach me their language, and then possibly finally have the right words to describe them. My mouth salivates just by writing this review. I'm currently studying to be a physician one day and am very far away from the nearest islands location. I'm tempted to drop out, take out a PPP loan, and just move back home so I can enjoy my meal every day.
You know what they say,
Finance majors are just failed STEM majors!
Signed, Dated, Sincerely,
Christian D.
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