Terry B.
Yelp
Sooo...there's a debate on Facebook re which Italian Beef joint is da best. The camp seems to be divided between Portillo's and Buona...but I'm not going to discuss them here, this is just a chunk of preamble because several posts said "hey, Jay's is da place!".
So I happened to be heading north on Narragansett from Berwyn and decided to check it out. Boy...what a surprise, and this'll be a surprise for Facebook posters who like 'em.
As you know, I pull no punches. I been around for years, used to live on the Near West Side where Italian food...is great. I was spoiled because there was a fellow who sold humongous beef sandwiches right down the block and many a morning spent in the Psych 101 or other lecture hall at UICC (before they dropped the final C) found me way in the back enjoying a really great Italian Beef. Thus, I've become a connoisseur, though I've not actually tried ALL the local establishments...s'not on my bucket list..
Parked across the street, on the east side, easier to continue heading north, eh? As I walked in there was a couple having a snack? lunch? at one of the booths, and a young woman enjoying some Italian Ice; I dint check that out, this review is ONLY for the items listed below. Ahem.
My order consisted of (was INTENDED to be):
* an Italian Beef, dipped, drowned, suffocated, juicy, tender, tasty
* french fries, cooked well, also tasty, a bit greasy?
* American cheeseburger, also tasty, ketchup only, veggies on the
side, thank you
* no drinks, just food
As usual, I ordered two sets of fries, one to eat haha on the way back and another to share with a friend, who like cheeseburgers; that's another story...but here's the blow-by-blow:
Fries. I cannot describe them exactly except to say...they're quite different. VERY potatoe-y, as if they're made with some kinda instant? mashed potatoes formed into typical fries. Unpleasant, no
real taste at all other than mushy potatoe; unsalted, not greasy.
(ratings are later in the review..) TWO large orders.
Cheeseburger. Multiple issues. Very thin slice? chunk? of 'beef' on an
untoasted bun of some sort, not the usual, rather doughy, overly thick. Barely any cheese when I reheated it (1. separate the 'meat' from the bun, reheat in da microwave then 13 seconds on the bun and reassemble). Veggies on the side -- two small styrofoam cups with a) chopped lettuce (whatever happened to just a lettuce leaf?) and b) a teensy slice of tomatoe and two slices of (homemade?) non-pickle slices. which smelled old.
And then there was da beef sammich. There IS some good news:
was nice 'n tender.
That's the ONLY redeeming quality. Was totally tasteless, though of a good quantity. Made a point of asking HOW they dunk, whether the beef resided IN the (should be au jus..) before being slapped onto the bun. Which was not, AFAIK, from Turano. Utilized a (not so secret) method of imparting real beef flavor to it.
That's pretty much it. To summarize:
* bad fries, mushy on the inside, no tasted
* bad burger (where's the beef?) and bun from who knows where
* bad 'pickle', tomato. OH! almost forgot the 'jardiniere'..
THAT was apparently also 'homemade' and consisted of jalapeno
peppers? in olive oil, the styrofoam container of which was
(incorrectly) wrapped in a piece of wax paper so of course the
lid came loose and olive oil permeated the bag. (proper closure
is to wrap in aluminum foil....ahem)
* and, despite the quantity and tenderness, bad beef and bun.
And ALL THIS for only....$23. Wow.
I'd prefer to give Jay's three stars, but preceded by a negative sign.
YELP web guys, take note, please, amend your rating system.
Note this review pertains ONLY to the (undrowned, tasteless) 'Italian' beef, the fries, the cheeseburger, the veggies and jardiniere.
I strongly suspect that Jay's proximity to Wright College and student's...uninformed tastebuds, let's say....contribute to what
appears to be a serious decline in overall quantity, but not having
tried this prior to Now I really can't say what t'was like originally....
maybe a new owner took over at some point? quality generally declines when that happens. But. DIS guy knows Nada about how an Italian Beef should look, taste, be presented and constructed.
Their other items Might be O-kay, I just dunno, and will never know because I ain't-a gonna ever go back there. Youse out there, the great unwashed public, can go try it for yerselves, don't just take my word for it. But...others have, I do believe.
PS Gene 'n Jude's Also ain't as good as was when I journyed out there, but don't worry, I have no plans to check them out to verify
what I remember from years ago. Unless they bribe me sufficiently...
(ha).
There ya go. Caveat emptor and buon appetito.