Daniel L.
Yelp
Jeni gave me an emotional roller coaster at this outpost of their now sprawling empire. I had actually booked the closest hotel to this location for two reasons, one of which I was intending to make their goat cheese and cherries flavour my dinner. (I regularly eat ice cream for dinner as an adult, u jelly bro?)
So you can imagine the unfavourable initial reaction I had walking in here to learn that they did not have goat cheese and cherries even though it was on the online menu I had checked just five minutes prior in the hotel lobby. So I had to call an audible. There was nobody else in the store so I had a free minute to peruse their other non-chocolate offerings which I had really not paid attention to online since the singular reason I was here and not another competitor was that goat cheese and cherries, two of my most favourite things combined in what I can only assume was a spiritual experience, but of which I do not know sadly.
None of their other flavours were really hashtag me as much as goat cheese and cherries so I decided to play the odds and try two different flavours: powdered jelly donut, and the sweet cream biscuits and peach jam.
There was no table to sit in the store and it was hot outside so the lieutenant and I ended up just sitting in the window ledge at the corner of the store, with the window ledge passing as a seat. Despite not having goat cheese and cherry the workers were still polite to not take an issue with us sitting in the window ledge and eating the ice cream.
The sweet cream biscuits and peach jam was a bit bland compared to the powdered jelly donut. The powdered jelly donut was exactly like you were expecting, it resonated on every single donut eating bone in your body, it was flavourful, vibrant, and it tasted like it had sufficient sugar in it that this was real ice cream. Powdered jelly donut was a winning flavour, and the closest I could get to what I had prepared my body for previously with goat cheese and cherries. Meanwhile the biscuits part of the other one was dry and bland, the peaches were not very peachy either. If anything, it was disappointing since it was not as sugary, bold, and awe-commanding as the powdered jelly donut. If you only had one scoop and nothing else to compare it against it might do better in your estimation, but it tasted closer to supermarket ice cream that is not worth writing home about. Compared to the powdered jelly donut which made me very happy even as a substitute for goat cheese and cherries.
So to use the "splendid" ranking system: powdered jelly donut is splendid as heck (5/5 mucho splendid) but I would rate the sweet cream biscuits and peach jam as not very splendid (2/5).
You can't beat the location for a tasty treat of powdered jelly donut flavored ice cream if you are going bat watchin' at the bridge just down the street in the summer heat.