Amy Z.
Yelp
Beautiful plates but terrible taste. I'd give the presentation and creativity a 5/5. I'm no professional food critic and it could be that I'm not used to the cuisine, you could shit on me for being an average Chinese American and not have a high class taste or being uncultured, but i felt pretty stressed starting from the 3rd dish.
This is my first Michelin experience where I felt like I just want to leave in the middle cause my tongue and stomach was giving up on me due to the taste, smell and fatness of some of the dishes
The starter dishes were ok, interesting taste and texture. The duck breast and "un moment de liberté" was great.
What really killed my appetite was the swamp dish or En bord d'étang, it does kinda taste and smells like a swamp, really fishy, I can only finish half before I feel like throwing up.
Second dish that killed my appetite was the foie gras, I know it's suppose to be fatty but that dish tasted like the duck had obesity, I'm not used to eating so much fat and the the kumquat was too weak to balance it out. I was only able to stomach half.
There were multiple savory dish that had some kind of fishy after taste that made me wanna throw up a bit more each time.
I exploded internally when they told me they added fish head bones to my white chocolate dessert. It tasted like white chocolate but the thought of having fish in it is a bit hard for me to stomach, same with the chicken skin with chocolate and caramel, which surprisingly wasn't terrible.. but I like my desserts to stick to the boring ingredients sometimes..
All I got to say it definitely tasted like the wild and nature and I realized I can't live in the wild. The desserts were a life saver for me after all the discomfort with the previous heavy dishes.
On the bright side, the staffs were really friendly and did a great job explaining, they were really patient with the 2 of us who couldn't speak fluent French and had to rely on them speaking English. I can also tell that they put a lot of effort and love in designing every dish.
Sorry if it sounds rude but hey, it's hard to put on a poker face when this was more than 300euro meal for 2 person, I wasn't expecting it to be a stressful experience. I was sad and imma take a break from Michelin restaurants, realized I can't have expensive things. I'd rather eat a $5 banhmi now.
Thanks for reading, im sure some people love it like the other tables sitting next to us, but I'm just not there yet.