Zack K.
Yelp
Where to begin... Yikes. I weep for people who actually think this is good food. There truly is no redeeming factor about this shithole. First, they brought us salsa in a Styrofoam container and it was crusted around the inside of the rim. Gross. The salsa itself tastes like a bland Pace wannabe. They also brought us 3 tiny Styrofoam bowls too. What? We ordered 3 waters with lemon and were brought 3 waters, no lemon, and 2 forks wrapped in napkins and 2 straws. Clearly, that order was too difficult for these rocket surgeons. It is ok though, we don't use straws anyway, because you know, sea turtles and shit. We asked for lemon and received them. Then we ordered. Lets skip past the trash can sitting on the outside of the bar and have a quick thought on the decent reviews for this unfortunate place. Everyone giving it good reviews mentions the margaritas. Clearly, the good reviewers have been consuming copious amounts of tequila (side note, I too, will be consuming tequila later, in an attempt to kill whatever parasite I am certain I have gotten from this place). I've had better "Mexican" at 3am at a Taco Bell. Ok, I digress, on to the "food". My "Jorge Burrito" with beef, was hamburger meat, totally bland, barely any cheese, the guac was bland, had better from a grocery store. The green chili is miserably bland and not hot at all. The sour cream looked like Ron Jeremy had a scene in their kitchen. Seriously folks, you didn't even try with the "presentation". I counted 2 pieces of pork in the green chili, my mother-in-law specifically asked for some pork in her green chili and there was a single piece the size of a large pea. Wow, she was so impressed.. My wife's cheese enchilada was more like a cheese sponge. I tried, I really did, but I could only eat a quarter of that mess. At least they finally found something that wasn't Styrofoam to serve the messes on. My mother-in-law has not stopped apologizing since we left, I walked in the door and seriously considered shoving a finger down my throat to expel this demon I just ate. Actually, I would have rather consumed a demon, maybe it would have had flavor. Seriously, you people aren't even TRYING at this point. Have some semblance of pride in what you do. I would rather eat hospital food or a Hungry Man meatloaf microwave dinner, or perhaps gnaw my own foot off before I ever ate such trash again. I truly considered taking it back to the kitchen myself and training them to cook decent food that is actually edible.