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Juan & Maria's is the Juan & Only place I've been that tastes anything like this. According to statistics, Juan in ten Latin places are amazing, and this place belongs to that Elite 10%. Here, Juan can get Empanadas and many other delicacies that you will Juant to try. It's a Juanderfulplace.
Oh wow, this is my 1666th review. Is that somehow devillish, or am I just on fire like the Great Fire Of London in Whitechapel, 1666.
What to get: Rice, Beans & Pork Lunch, with Banana & Coconut and/or Tropical Mix homemade juice.
What else is good: Chicken, Empanadas.
The owner's favourite Celine Dion song is "My Heart Will Go Juan."
It's a little stand at the Rochester Public Market, with cheap Latin food. But there is nothing little about the taste, nor the selection. This place is *incredible*, one of my favourite places in the 585. The prices, on the other hand, are very little.
The owner's favourite concentration camp is "Juantanamo Bay."
The food here is so delicious, so unique, so dreamy, and so, so, so unbelievably cheap. You can get sandwiches for under $5, lunch specials for 5 or 6 dollars that come with rice, beans and a meat, or for $10 you can get all three of those with an Empanada at dinner time. Empanadas by themselves are $4.50 which is a little steep. They're good, but they're not the star of the show. The pork is.
The owner's favourite Chinese food is "Juan Ton."
As are the homemade sauces. Yellow, green and red. Green is god's gift to sauces, but all three are delicious and worth trying. Different people will like different ones. You can get a small pot of each with any given order - I highly suggest you do so, and ask for extra green.
The owner's favourite opening line of poetry is "I Juan-dered lonely as a cloud."
As are the homemade juices, which delightfully will cost you under $2 per cup. Orange & Carrot-Milk, Banana & Coconut, and Tropical Mix. All three are delicious and very different from anything you've had before. But the Banana-Coconut is the one that really rocks my world, so if you only try that one, try it. It's heaven in a cup. Well no, that would be Xstina Aguilera in a cup, but this is close enough.
The owner's third favourite movie is "Juan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."
So you have good Empanadas, excellent rice and beans, good chicken, incredible sauteed juicy spiced pork, some of the tastiest and most innovative homemade sauces anywhere, and oh, let's not forget the homemade juices that are off-the-charts delicious. All this in one little stand in the Roach-infested Pubic Markup.
The owner's second favourite movie is "A Fish Called Juan, Duh."
Rochester has some really special ethnic food places, such as Abyssinia and Bombay Chaat, but none more special than Juan & Maria. I'd recommend trying all three, and plenty more, but if you decide to be Juan & Done (like the Bills on the rare occasion they make the Playoffs), then there aren't many better choices for your Juan than J&M.
The owner's favourite movie is "Juan Night In Paris." Although in his own mind, it's simply called "Juan In Paris." He's really into Ms. Hilton. He'd probably maria (marry her) if he had the chance. That's hot. Let's selfie our selfie.