Tea C.
Yelp
Having tried both churro stands- this one up north and the other one in the RZ (fine)- and the little restaurant that sells churros in the RZ (pretty but overpriced), my resounding BEST CHURRO IN PV! vote lands here.
$3 pesos each.
Relatively new to churros, my previous experiences all involved topping with Hershey's Chocolate syrup. Which I was skeptical about... but then determined that on top of churros might be the only place where that banal, says-it's-chocolate-but-it's-really-just-brown-sugary-junk *makes sense and adds value.* Thus conditioned, I was a bit bummed that they didn't have any chocolate syrup at churro stand #2.
But then you eat a proper churro. And you understand that syrup is not necessary. Maybe it's like eating pizza in Italy for the first time, in which your fundamental understanding of pizza is resoundingly shifted? And you realize you don't need or want to add a pound of parmesan cheese crumbles to it? (I don't know. That personal food revolution is still on my bucket list.)
My internal machinations when I moved to a new Airbnb very close to this churro stand, rather than nearly 2 miles away, as I was for my first 12 days in PV have been as follows:
"Me, now:
just because you live 3 blocks from the best churros ever doesn't mean you have to eat churros EVERY day
Me, at some far off future time when I am back in a churro wasteland:
wtf why didn't you eat those heaven sticks every damned day? Wtf was wrong with you?! Now look! You have zero churros! And you are so sad! Plus you're extra sad for all those days you could have had churros but just... DIDN'T! AND NOW YOU CAN'T.
Me, now:
buck up, Pleasure Captain. You got some hot crispy sugar sticks to eat. "