Rebecca H.
Yelp
Do you enjoy the thrill of the hunt? Do you long for discovering the latest hot spot (and delight in telling others that you got there first)? Do you think alcohol and lingerie are a logical combination? Most importantly, do you like classic, serious, expertly mixed cocktails for $5-$8.50? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, hightail it out of your comfort zone and head down to Olneyville Square, where the one-of-a-kind adventure that is Justine's has only just begun. If you answered "no" to all of these questions, I regret to say that there is something terribly wrong with you.
Justine's is a challenge to access at first. During the day, it's impossible to find, as curtains obscure what's going on behind its glass windows. And at night, there is no proper signage. Just look for the door with #11 on it, beside a "Cash for Gold" place. If all else fails, look for the two nearly-naked mannequins wearing little wisps of nothing. That, my friend, is no crazy ghetto bordello. That is the entrance to Justine's.
This place truly is "business in front, party in the back." Visitors can peruse and shop a fully functioning, tiny lingerie store before heading through a thick curtain into the venue's hidden bar. Word of mouth, whether positive or negative, travels quickly, and Justine's has benefitted from some terrific buzz. If you arrive late on a weekend night (anytime after 10pm), you may have to wait, as my friend and I did, a half hour before being allowed entrance to the bar. I recommend sticking around--sniff a candle or two, play with the lacy unmentionables, chat up the friendly shopkeeper, because the bar experience is oh so worth the wait.
After three visits, I believe I've successfully made my way through nearly the entire cocktail list. At these prices and considering their quality, that is easy to do. The strongest: War and Fame. The sweetest: the Charlie Chaplin. The Stinger has a nice, minty bite. My favorite: a two-way tie between El Gordo and The Gibson, which comes with a tiny yet potent cocktail onion that infuses the flavor of the entire drink, making it sweet and earthy (bring mints!). The food menu is abbreviated; this is not a place to settle in for a full dinner. But if you want to accompany all the drinking with a fruit and cheese board, or some delicious marcona almonds, you will be satisfied. The décor is somewhat oriental, dimly lit with vintage chandeliers, and sprays of fresh lilies at the bar. It's all very seductive. I enjoy tucking into the corner booth and watching a strange and beautiful night unfold here.
I struggled writing this review because I love the clandestine obscurity that still, sort of, characterizes the vibe at Justine's. I don't want the double edged sword of success to ruin that for the early explorers. But this cool cat is already at least half out of the bag, so what can any single starry-eyed romantic do to keep it from achieving full-on cult status? Phone your friend, lock arms with your lover, recruit your whole crew for a night out in Providence that's - for now - our little secret.