Jonathan S.
Yelp
I don't think I've ever called something divine...but that's basically what this was. First off--I don't speak Japanese. Never touched the stuff. But knowing Japanese is not a prerequisite for getting into this awesomeness, at all. Man....kabuki is intense!
So, all the kabuki actors are men--so that geisha girl floating around on stage? She's a dude. So, in the show that I saw, there was a guy dressed as a geisha, who ended up being the SPIRIT OF A SPIDER, and then turned into a SPIDER GEISHA, and threw webs at everyone. Like, I don't even know what level is above awesome, but whatever that level is....that's what kabuki is. And like, again--I don't speak Japanese! But I still understood what was going on! Which is crazy!
So how do you see Kabuki? Well, the full kabuki shows are like, HOURS long, so, you're better off showing up day of and getting tickets for one act (which is about an hour). The ticket box will let you know what is available. You'll be seated in the nose bleed section, so if you wear glasses: bring 'em (or if you have those opera glasses thing). But you can hear and see everything from the one-act section, so don't fret!