J G.
Yelp
Kavahana Nectar Bar in Santa Monica
December 6, 2025
My son was waiting for the bike shop to change his tire, and he suggested we go to this "Kava Nectar" shop on Pico. That combo doesn't even sound good, but I have an open mind to new things.
Anyway, we went in and there was a group at the bar talking to the barista (or whatever) the chief tingler, and he was explaining to them the complex story of the kava and the nectar - I still don't get it and I was listening in. This was when he told them how many "shots" he recommended for the desired "effect" each person wanted. (As if). For first timers, they recommend you "go big" to get the most bang for your buck ($25 bucks to be exact) and of course, each "shot" costs $3 but the fancy energy nectar was more! Then, once he spooned into a paper cup each person's "shot" (a powdery substance taken from a bag), it was time to say, "BOO LAH!" Which apparently means "cheers" in Fiji. As they say the chant, they pour the powder into the nectar or whatever was in a glass waiting to be mixed.
The barista finally came to us. My son had been there before (why I can't imagine) and knew what he wanted, however, I was still not able to GROK the concept AT ALL. The barista was explaining the effects produced from each of three different bags. One is happy and energetic; the 2nd was in between the 2 and the 3rd was mellow and lower stress - more chill. I asked him if each bag was essentially powdered kava and he said yes. I asked then how does the formula become specific - what is added to make each bag give a different effect on the customer? He was stumped and said I should talk to the other guy that he knew everything about it. Unfortunately, he was busy and didn't come and explain anything and I was still squinting at the menus on the wall behind them - nectars, kava, more shots = grittier earthy flavor. (They weren't kidding about gritty). So, the "shots" are the selling point - the kicker, the destination, the desire to feel something different to zazz up our ordinary ho-hum existence. And of course, they recommend you get at least 3 shots the first time - although they also make a point of telling you that 3 or more shots become more "earthy" tasting.
I ordered the Passion Nectar with 3 shots of kava - the energetic one. He had us do the BOO YAH thing and then he took and mixed the mixture like a martini. Then poured it back into our cups and put a piece of dried pineapple on a toothpick into my drink. (The dried pineapple was the best thing about it). How did it taste you are asking? Well, how do I describe? Let's be nice here. It had notes of coconut that had been sitting out on a pool table for 24 hours with possible cigarette ashes flicked into it. The presence of the kava was indeed gritty and was not something remotely tasty however I tried to give it a chance. It was $20 after all + the obligatory 18% tip added on the little device they hand you when paying so $25 total. I had about 4 sips of it and it made as much sense to my tastebuds as the menus behind the counter. I just didn't understand the point. I never got the answer to how the Kava is treated to have such distinct qualities that would manifest as a result. Kind of like certain kinds of pot back in the day would have a certain trademark psychedelic effect vs. others that brought on the "super munchies."
My son ordered the chocolate one, which was weird because it was hot and not at all chocolatey - he told them he thinks he ordered a different version of it last time and they nodded but didn't offer to make him one he might like. My son is polite and drank it all however slowly. I asked for a to-go top for my cup though I was ready to drop it into the bin on the way out, but my boy wanted it for the walk back to the bike shop.
I will say that I am of the "boomer" clan, and perhaps not hip enough to understand the nuances attempted by this concept. I didn't feel ANYTHING from the beverage either.
Whoever came up with this concept and managed to open a store with those confusing menu items and has managed to stay open with visible people going in and out, must be a marketing whiz about what this target audience is looking for and good on them I suppose. I am a huge fan of Shark Tank, and small business endeavors of all kinds, but this one feels manipulative and shlocky. It will be interesting to see if it's still there by summer.
I'm sorry about the one star - if there had been a half star i would have given them 1 1/2 stars for the effort behind the counter.