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QOTD - Thanksgiving Week extra
Dear YW, so I like wine. In a good healthy way, you know? For holidays, festive weekends, splurge of the moment Mondays, that sort of thing. But it kinda scares me. Especially the French and Italian varietals. I mean, I never took a foreign language in college, or been to Europe (the Amsterdam airport doesn't count). I've been reading on Yelp that "Kermit Lynch is a living legend" and stuff like that, and now I really *want* to visit his famous shop on San Pablo Avenue in Berkeley, but ... but, but, but.
What should I do, like walk in off the street? And say that I want a good bottle of French wine? Please! That sounds like walking into the Museum of Modern Art and asking to see a "pretty painting" by someone with an unpronounceable foreign name.
I need to take that next step beyond Trader Joe's Plantinum Reserve Russian River Valley wines. I need to stop buying California Chardonnay and start drinking wines that truly reflect their "terroir." Or so I gather from the Internet. And my boyfriend, Han, is not going to be of much assistance. He drinks Yellow Tail, for goodness sake. I am sooo ashamed! It's like he's from outer space or something.
Help me, Whisperer. You are my only hope.
Leia O.
Point Reyes Station, CA (but formerly from Alderaan).
Hi Leia,
I think you should go to Kermit Lynch, and soon. They have a wonderful selection of holiday wines, the sort of thing that you won't find at Trader Joe's. But you shouldn't cold call on the Lynch - that's kind of like landing on a foreign planet without having scanned it first. Or something like that.
Humor me.
First, get that flyboy hubby of yours to buy you a $200 gift certificate from Kermit Lynch. That will give you some spending room to work with, I'd say. For the holidays, you understand! Have him sell the Falcon on eBay if need be; it's outdated technology anyway. You'll receive a beautiful hand-written certificate in the mail, very classy.
Next, email one of the excellent wine staff/sales reps who work at KLWM to arrange an in-store consultation. Pick a date and time that works, maybe noon on a Saturday. It won't be Kermit. He's more of an absent presence, if you know what I mean. Kinda like someone you can feel but not actually see. A force, if you will. You just have to know how to use it for good, not evil.
The sales rep/wine person you choose is up to you. But they will become your mentor and guide. They will instruct you in the use of the force. Like a Jedi, one might say, if you and Han are still into the whole "Star Wars" thing. Tell her or him what kinds of wines you like ahead on time by email - maybe a grape variety you enjoy, or a region in France or Italy that sounds interesting, based on Google Maps. Alto Adige. The Loire Valley. A sparkling Vouvray. Gruener Veltliner. Pinot Blanc. They even kind of sound fun to say, don't they?
Be direct. Don't be afraid to sound silly or stupid. Laugh it up, Leia. It's not an exam or test of your level of sophistication. It's the fruits of the earth, products of the soil, real down-to-dirt stuff.
Then, go to the store, meet with your contact, walk around the aisles, pick a pretty bottle that looks good, ask questions, and don't worry about price that much. Some of the best wines are less than $30, some even under $15 - the Vaucluse red Vin du Pays from the Leydier family, for example. Or the Rosso Pietro Barbera from Montferrato in Italy. And definitely the Loire sparkling Vouvray from Champalou. And a Cabernet Franc from the Bretons. And anything from the Val d'Aosta.
See? You'll get the hang of it, Leia. Remember: there is no try. There is only drink or drink not.
Have a great time! Say hi to Han for me. I'll bet he'll love the Barbera, even if there isn't a huge hopping marsupial on the label.