Lesley A.
Yelp
I'm sad to write this review, as I've been looking forward to trying Kickstand Cafe for a long time and finally had the chance to try it today, and every single item ordered was truly just... not good.
I placed a large order to get the chance to try a bunch of things. We tried two different sandwiches - the hummus veggie and the smoked turkey - cookies, coffee, and the fresh rolls they are famous for.
The fresh rolls were very bland. The peanut sauce was nice but it was like dipping something that had only texture and no flavor into sauce, which made for a really unpleasant eating experience. The sandwiches were also bland and unpleasant to eat. The hummus was very thick and the vegetables didn't provide enough relief from the pastiness combined with the cold bread it was served on. My boyfriend had half of the turkey sandwich not realizing I had ordered out and when I told him where I got it he said "oh good. My respect for you is going back up a bit, I thought you made this and I was like 'wow she's really trying some weird stuff' and I didn't want to hurt your feelings and tell you how bad it was..."
The cookies, while large, did not merit their $3.25 price tag each. They were not good. The oatmeal raisin was very bland, thick and pasty yet dry and the outside was dry and dull as opposed to crackly/shiny as a good oatmeal cookie should be. It was cloyingly sweet and tasted like there was no salt used to bring out any flavors or balance the dull sweetness. The chocolate chip tasted like there was nutmeg in it and was also thick and pasty/eggy/cakey yet tough.
I guess the coffee was okay but it had a chalky texture.
Sadly nothing we ordered got fully consumed. We made it through a few bites/sips of each thing and had to throw it all in the trash. It was not only disappointing because this was a place that looked so good that I looked forward to trying for so long, but also because that was a hefty $40 tab to try everything. I'm glad to see so many other reviewers love the food, but it also left me feeling like I was insane because the experience I had was such a polar opposite.
To each their own, I suppose, and they will have no shortage of business in their location on the bike path!