Keila Chan
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Can I Breathe, or Is That Banned Too?
Came to this park thinking I was gonna enjoy nature, relax, and—you know—hydrate. But nope! Apparently Gatorade is public enemy #1 here. Not joking. You can’t bring a bottle of Gatorade without feeling like you’re smuggling contraband. What’s next, banning water if it looks too colorful?
It’s a public park, not a five-star spa with juice rules. I didn’t know enjoying a basic drink would turn into a whole mission. If you like getting side-eyed for sipping electrolytes, this is the park for you. Otherwise? Hard pass.