Daniel Mozes (DaDa)
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The food here was mediocre at best--nothing worth bragging about, in my opinion.
Service & Cleanliness:
Right away, I noticed multiple signs informing customers that you must place your order and pay before being seated--no exceptions. While I understand the policy, it felt a bit unwelcoming. I requested a clean, shaded table near the front, but instead, we were seated on the patio, which was covered in bird droppings. To make matters worse, I found napkins, silverware, and ranch dressing on the floor from the previous customer--something the staff clearly hadn't cleaned up.
Food Quality:
For my meal, I ordered the corned beef hash with scrambled eggs and home fries, along with a side of ranch. The corned beef hash had some flavor, but I've definitely had better. As for the home fries, I expected cut-up potatoes with onions, but instead, they were just plain French fries. My wife ordered the 2-2-2 meal, which included two eggs, two bacon or sausage, and either pancakes or French toast. She opted for the pancakes but upgraded to the version topped with bananas and crushed macadamia nuts. They also served some sweet coconut syrup for the pancakes, which we were told was house-made, but it didn't stand out as anything special.
Final Thoughts:
If you plan on trying this café, just follow their rules and don't feed the chickens that roam around. That said, if I ever come back to Maui, I'd probably skip this place--once was enough. You live and you learn, right? This was, unfortunately, one of the worst dining experiences I had during my entire trip to Maui.