Matthew Burkett
Google
I finally made it to Killer Whale Sex Club in downtown Phoenix, and no—it’s not what the name suggests! Instead, it’s a one-of-a-kind bar that bends your mind with its creativity, humor, and killer drinks. From the moment you open the menu (which reads more like an adventure novel than a drink list), you know you’re in for something special.
Let’s talk drinks! The Mini Marg shot—it’s like taking an entire margarita experience and distilling it into a single, glorious slam. The Espresso-tini shot? Absolute magic. I’ve never ordered an Espresso Martini before, but after this, I just might become a regular.
And the vibe? Wildly inviting. The place is tucked inside an old converted house, with walls lined with Polaroids of past revelers, funky artwork (for sale!), and a scientific twist that makes even the menu a learning experience.
Big shoutout to Ari, the bartender extraordinaire—she’s fun, sharp, and knows exactly how to make your night amazing. If you’re in Phoenix and looking for a bar that’s anything but ordinary, stop by, say hi to Ari, and prepare to be entertained!