Jonas W.
Yelp
There's a lot of good reviews here. Most of what people say is true: the people are very nice. the service is fast, and the location is convenient. The food is dirt cheap if you're a student. Problem is, the food tastes cheap. I think there should be at least one review that harps on the issues with kinsolving dining, so here is a list:
- The tofu is gross and soft
- The soups are bland
- The chicken is dry
- Vegetables are overcooked and unseasoned
- The carrots manage to be too hard on the inside and too soft on the outside
- The servers put everything on top of everything else. Be prepared to have those soggy vegetables poured directly on top of your bread
- The pita bread is always stale
- The day-old pita is instead called "naan"
- Anything pasta related is overcooked and almost porridge-like (including ravioli, lasagna, etc.)
- All the fruit has been covered in sugar
- The cottage cheese is across from the yogurt so there's always cottage cheese in the yogurt
- The syrup with breakfast is literally corn syrup
- The granola is crushed up nature valley bars. Not bad, but really sweet.
- The milk tastes like water
- The meat is extremely tough, like inedibly so
- Any stand-alone meat is usually not great
- Any cheese is velveeta
- The rice is stiff minute rice
- The broccoli is way too big so it's overcooked on the outside and underdone on the inside
- The fries are sometimes wet? like they steamed them
- The tomatoes are stiff, cold, and gross
- The eggs are powdered
- The pizza is absolutely awful. Like, bare crust with ranch and a salad on it.
...and now for the good parts:
- All the fast food is fine: burgers, fried chicken, tater tots, etc.
- Salads are fine
- Large cereal selection
- Decent orange juice
- What they call "pass-o-guava" is tasty
- Lots of sodas if that's your thing
- Good hummus and crackers
- The fruit, although sweet, is still decent
- Good stir fry, when they have it
- Specials are in general decent
- Gourmet nights on saturdays that are in general good
- Beans are good when they have them
- Rice is sometimes better than just minute rice
- The head cook is a great guy. I honestly think food tastes better when he serves it.
- "Quesadillas" and "flautas" are alright but absolutely not what they advertise to be
- Same can be said of their "indian food"
- They have this vegetarian brussel sprouts dish and I honestly think it's the only time I've ever liked brussel sprouts.
- Breakfast food is decent
- Good tacos
- I've heard they have decent wraps, though I haven't had them myself.
- Desserts are decent, if a little sweet
- Soft serve is decent, if a little watery
- Seriously, a friendly staff makes the food taste twice as good
- Sour cream is inoffensive
- Coffee is okay, if a little weak /sweet.
- Pizza is sometimes ok
- "Veggie patties" are tasty.
That's all I can think of right now. It's enough to get you through the year and is very cost-efficient. I worry about any vegans or vegetarians because sometimes the fried food line is the only good thing, but for most people it's decent enough for dorm life. I also heard about people developing celiac disease from just eating fried chicken and burgers, so uh don't do that i guess