Marty C.
Yelp
Just finished writing my review for the carousel (search YELP) adjacent to KCQ and my 5 yr old a.k.a 'the boss'...insists that I 'pen' something for the playground too. Well, when the 'boss' says 'jump', I ask 'how high?' O.K...here goes!
In her words, this place is a 'blast'. We went on Saturday morn, around 10:00am, and the crowds weren't too bad at all. However, I could see it becoming a zoo at any time. I don't want to duplicate the previous reviews (check em out), but it's a pretty cool playground. Certainly something for most age groups...younger and older...swings, jungle gyms, 'zip' lines, 'munchkin' spinning cups, (you'll see when you get there...they spin fast...guaranteed to make any little insolent shit puke his guts out. Saw one dad get 'even' with his kid by spinning him so fast he almost achieved orbit, almost. But, he did puke. I was bustin' up. Aw, c''mon...visualize it. We've all seen those kids and their frustrated parents. Well, score one for good ole dad. That kid was an angel afterward. No, I don't recommend doing this to your kid, or any other child for that matter. But, in a perverse way and since the kid is O.K., it's funny as hell. Probably hits home with me cause when I was younger, I was that kid. I can relate...
Finally, everyone mentions the cement slides. They are fun, fun, fun...and there is usually plenty of cardboard available to use on the slides. However, if you really want to achieve 'breakneck' speeds and maybe 'catch some air', ditch the cardboard and find a way to bring one of those plastic food trays from any fast-food joint e.g. Taco Bell, B.K., K.F.C...you know the places. You'll re-learn the meaning of 'holy shit' as you're screaming down the slide on your 'borrowed' plastic tray. Try it...you'll see. And, NO!, I am not advocating that you steal the plastic trays...sheesh!