Holly T.
Yelp
This was a to-go order and the most positive thing about it was that it contained all items ordered and included extra sauces and utensils. There are few things more frustrating than finding food you asked for (and paid for) missing in action. Of course the prudent person opens up the to-go bag while still at the restaurant to insure that all is as it should be. Sometimes I'm that person, but not always, because honestly I shouldn't have to be.
As for our food, I have to say that my husband and I were disappointed. Our dine-in experiences at Kritikos have been uniformly satisfying so this was jarring.
Dan's order: Greek salad and chicken pita. Sadly, the salad was not up to par. The dressing was under seasoned, the salad ingredients were clunky with some vegetables oversized and others almost non-existent, and the pepperoncini were fibrous and hard. On a positive note, the feta was fine. Yay. The chicken pita, while generously sized, lacked seasoning and sear -- its blandness possibly could have been mitigated with other ingredients but those were meager at best. The taztziki i sauce was oddly muted with little flavor and tang.
My order: Greek layered dip with pita and grilled octopus appetizer. The layered dip was a complete disaster. To be fair, I probably should have known it would be - hummus on the bottom, taztziki next, then topped with cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, and feta crumbles - all things that I love. But it translated into a wet insipid mess. The hummus, usually garlicky and delightful was mushy and bland, the taztziki similar in its lack of flavor and punch, were smothered with veggies with a high water content. Even feta couldn't save this dish. The octopus, happily, was okay, not the best I've had, but okay. Here's the thing, folks, grilled octopus should never be just okay. It was seasoned decently so there's that. It was however, a little chewy. Full disclosure, my husband has mastered octopus so it's entirely possible that I might be spoiled. That said, when paying around $18 for a couple of tentacles, I expect to be a little bit wowed. I wasn't.
Final thoughts: everybody has an off day, to-go is seldom as good as what you get kitchen to table, and we will try Kritikos again - in awhile when the memory of this expensive meal has faded.