Nicole S.
Yelp
Who will sign my petition to ban burgers that are taller than what a human mouth can bite into? Anyone? Because I'm thinking of starting such a petition after eating burgers at Kuma's Corner. I have some lovely things to say about this restaurant, but first, I need to address the size of these burgers.
If you could see my hands right now, you would see me holding my hands about 6 inches apart, one on top of the other. That's how tall, if not taller, the burgers were that we ordered. We got The Famous Kuma (bacon, cheddar, a fried egg, lettuce, tomato, red onion) and the Neurosis (horseradish mayo, cheddar, Swiss, caramelized onions, mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, onion). With both burgers, we could not take a complete bite into them -- we had to kind of eat around them and chip away at them from different angles. I do have a small mouth, but even a person with a big mouth cannot eat a burger this size properly because it is so dang tall.
What made it worse is that the bun is a pretzel bun, which is a little tough, so there's no "give," and you can't press down on the burger to make it more compact, if you get me. As far as I know, pretzel buns are standard here, and there's no substitute. I had to take my top pretzel bun off and just toss it. It was too much pretzel, too much bun. Alas, even without a top bun, my burger was still too tall to bite into properly.
In conclusion: Tall burgers look pretty and make for nice photos. But they are a P.I.T.A. to eat. Please sign my petition.
The ambiance, though? Perfect. All of the death metal playing over the speakers at Kuma's Corner was just what this soul needed to relax. And the artwork! There's something to look at everywhere. All of the hardcore and metal bands. I wasn't expecting to see a Boris drawing on the wall, but there you go.
Do yourself a favor and visit the restroom. At least in the women's restroom, it is a tagger's paradise in there. All kinds of messages scrawled on the walls, stickers everywhere, wheatpasted fliers. I wanted to sit on the john and just look at everything. I love a good restroom at a restaurant, and this is one of the better ones in Indy.