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Yelp
So if you're sick of pictures of me
And the legs and high heels of Barbie
There's one antidote
Get some balls in your throat
Get Lemon Black at Kung Fu Tea!
I have a massive soft spot for this Kung Fu Tea because it was the first one I ever tried in Boston, and coming to Boston was seminal (not semenal, that was New York), and it was my first stop for Boba in town, and I loved it. That's because it's right near the gym which I like to use when I'm in Boston - about 5 minutes walk from this store, which makes it even more awesome.
And Que Sera, Sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future is Kung Fu Tea
Que Sera, Sera
What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!
Or: All the fruit teas are pretty good, especially if you go off menu and get black tea!
Or: Go crazy and order your fruit teas with the very strong Oolong!
Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!
Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond! I also love the regular milk tea with Oreo!
Service was nice and the place was absolutely packed wall-to-wall with people, which made it even more nice. I like to be in busy places, it makes me feel ever so slightly alive.
The lemon black tea was definitely tasty, and the decor is awesome, imaginative, bright and adorable, even in the bathrooms. I love the neon blue lighting, it reminds me of Barbie or a red light district (same thing really).
I'm surprised to say this is probably my favourite Kung Fu Tea location in Boston - and believe me I tried all of them - probably because of the decor, the popularity, but the fact that it's not claustrophobic and is in a great area. Way bigger than it looks on the outside, for sure, just like Barbie's, oh man is that the time, better wrap up this review.
Actually let's RAP up this review:
It's been 10 minutes, and I'm DUE
For another drink from Kung FU
So now I'm going to rap for YOU
And if it really sucks, just BOO
So if you and your bf are THROUGH
And you need something (someone) to DO
Let me show you how my legend "GREW"
And all my urban myths are TRUE
Be glad your sister never KNEW
What we did, or she'd want me TOO
So do me like they do the DEW
And I'll stick atop you like GLUE
There is no taming of this SHREW
I'll be the driver, you the SCREW
You the river, me CANOE
Or you can be Barbie's sexy SHOE
Me Roger Daltrey, you the WHO
You Chinatown Houston, me LOU
Me dictator, you my COUP
You Nepal, me KATHMANDU
You 80s radio, me CUTTING CREW
You a doctor's office, me the FLU
You the Synagogue, me the JEW
You the toilet, me the POO
Wait, what
Anyway
Those boys will have to join the QUEUE
And wait until I'm done with YOU
You'll bounce like a KANGAROO
Cause we're lovers, not fighters like FOO
And when we're done (in a day or TWO)
After I've made your kitty MEW
And after I've finally WITHDREW
Then it's time to go to Kung FU!
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