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I don't like beans in my drinks, not even MUNG FU
If you brought the tea, it's already been BRUNG FU
If you're seventeen, sorry bae, but you're too YOUNG FU
But if you want Lemon Black Tea, you come to KUNG FU!
It makes some of the rivals taste like eating cow DUNG FU
It's at the top of the ladder, while you're on the lowest RUNG FU
You'll love if you're easy going, even highly STRUNG FU
So if you want a Lemon Black Tea, you come to KUNG FU
I tasted it and screamed so loud that I collapsed a LUNG FU
I carried on screaming and sounded like Angus YOUNG FU
They played Sting on the radio, but I'm already STUNG FU
By the wondrous Lemon Black Tea they serve at KUNG FU
I went to the toilet, opened Snapchat, then I SUNG FU
Came back, took my pants off, and the girls yelled "HUNG FU!"
In walked Barbie and immediately I'm SPRUNG FU
And you should come and get a Lemon Black Tea from KUNG FU!
WHAT
This is a nice, cozy Kung Fu Tea in Allston. There are actually two of them here... one is inside the food court on the main road, and then the other is on Harvard Ave as it winds away and turns towards the south. This is the Harvard Ave location.
What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!
Or: All the fruit teas are pretty good, especially if you go off menu and get black tea!
Or: Go crazy and order your fruit teas with the very strong Oolong!
Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!
Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond! I also love the regular milk tea with Oreo!
They made the Lemon Black Tea well, like most Boston locations do. You can ask for a little extra sweetness if it's too sour for you, we sometimes do, and in Boston it comes out pretty consistently at all the KFT locations in terms of flavour.
It's a great addition to Allston and one of the better places that we come when we're in town!
So if you think your life is now over
And your gf won't let you disrobe her
And you ask what I think
Just come get a drink
Kung Fu's Lemon Black Tea with Boba!