Fox E.
Yelp
I wanted to take off my pants, but I didn't, because then it would've been Hung Fu Tea. I didn't smell any cow poop while in here. Otherwise it'd be Dung Fu Tea. I stopped pretending to be a turtle when ordering here. Otherwise it'd be Kowabunga Fu Tea.
What to get: Lemon Black Tea with tapioca, Any other fruit tea with black tea, Hot Milk Teas.
Anything else: Hi to all my friends who work here! (hugs)
I ran into the band Alphaville here, so we did an impromptu duet on "Forever Young Fu Tea."
Pretty cool location of KFT, and the only one in Nebraska. They made the drink pretty tasty, and it was annoying how quiet they were because it's top notch and they deserve better.
I didn't need major surgery while in here. If I had, it might've been Collapsed Lung Fu Tea. I don't perform music in the bathroom anymore. Otherwise it'd be "Sung Fu Tea." I was asking what kind of beans they had one time. The girl was like "what is this, Mung Fu Tea?"
I'm not sure if they're in the best location considering they're little bit far from the college. Maybe if they were closer to downtown they would get more business. I'm very supportive of them and hope that they are able to make a killing with their awesome boa. Get the lemon black tea.
I asked them both "what is the past tense of I Bring Kung Fu Tea?" They incorrectly responded "Brung Fu Tea." I asked one of the many server girls that I love, here, on a date. But then I found out how old she is, or isn't, I should say. So we had to cancel. So it's "Young Fu Tea." And I keep seeing girls (and boys) in miniskirts in this location, especially when Spring has Sprung. Now I know why they call it Spring has "Sprung." And now I know why they call it "Sprung Fu Tea."