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I don't like beans in my drinks, not even MUNG FU
If you brought the tea, it's already been BRUNG FU
If you're seventeen, sorry bae, but you're too YOUNG FU
But if you want Lemon Black Tea, you come to KUNG FU!
It makes some of the rivals taste like eating cow DUNG FU
It's at the top of the ladder, while you're on the lowest RUNG FU
You'll love if you're easy going, even highly STRUNG FU
So if you want a Lemon Black Tea, you come to KUNG FU
I tasted it and screamed so loud that I collapsed a LUNG FU
I carried on screaming and sounded like Angus YOUNG FU
They played Sting on the radio, but I'm already STUNG FU
By the wondrous Lemon Black Tea they serve at KUNG FU
I went to the toilet, opened Snapchat, then I SUNG FU
Came back, took my pants off, and the girls yelled "HUNG FU!"
In walked Barbie and immediately I'm SPRUNG FU
And you should come and get a Lemon Black Tea from KUNG FU!
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Generally speaking, Kung Fu Tea scores 5, but it's usually a low 5, considering that it's a massive international corporate chain, whose milk teas don't match up to the best chains: Sharetea, Gong Cha and Coco. However, they're still really good, and the fruit teas here are among the best. Especially the lemon black tea which absolutely rocks my world. If it's not on the menu, demand it! Other fruit teas (Berry, Orange, Grapefruit) must also be ordered off-menu as Black Tea instead of the meh Green. Also the Lemon Black tastes good as a Lemon Oolong, but everyone else hates it because they have bad taste.
What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!
Or: All the fruit teas are pretty good, especially if you go off menu and get black tea!
Or: Go crazy and order your fruit teas with the very strong Oolong!
Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!
Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond!
This is a really enjoyable Kung Fu tea. We came in late, and despite that, the employees were not too bothered by it, and happy to serve us while closing down - we felt bad about it, but they made us feel better.
I asked one of the many server girls that I love, here, on a date. But then I found out how old she is, or isn't, I should say. So we had to cancel. So it's "Young Fu Tea."
And even though it's a little bit tricky to get in and out of this parking lot which is right off the highway, it's a good place to get Lemon Black Tea, which is our favorite drink. We're kind of addicted to it and they made it pretty well here - as most of the stores in Dallas do.
So we will definitely be coming back here again and maybe they will remember us. If what Barbie was wearing is anything to go by, there's a good chance that indeed they will.
And I keep seeing girls (and boys) in miniskirts in this location. Now I know why they call it "Sprung Fu Tea."