Dennis Y.
Yelp
Been wanting to come to La Mariana Sailing Club Restaurant and Bar for about 20 years now... always heard from the grapevine that it was a tiki bar like no other in Oahu or the entire state of Hawaii. Even Anthony Bourdain came to visit here on one of his episodes. The recent Hawaii 5-0 tv series also filmed a segment here with Carol Burnett singing a song inside the restaurant.
Decided last week I wanted to go someplace to eat that was 'exotic and special' and so invited my brother and sister-in-law to have lunch with me there. I checked Google Street View maps to see how the parking situation was for that area and looked to be adequate for the most part as there is a private parking lot on the EWA side (not the DH side as that is for ONLY employees as per the signage) that has parking for handicapped and perhaps about 6+ regular stalls. As for street side parking fronting the restaurant, one parks perpendicular while across the street, one parks parallel.
The main entry from the DH side (where most people would walk through) unless they know of the restaurant's small parking lot on the Ewa side has several scenic areas to take photos before reaching the host table past the tiki inspired vertical posts covered walkway.
Being that we just arrived there a few minutes after the 11am opening today (Thursday), there weren't that many customers inside. Our waitress, Jackie took good care of us throughout our lunch as we sat at a table for four at the front edge where people would form a line as they wait to be seated. As it wasn't busy, our view of Keehi Harbor with all the sailboats were unobstructed, but if were busy I don't know if I would like that seating area as those waiting in line would be looking at you while they wait in line... lol.
I ordered $11 edamame (half regular and half spicy garlic) and the $14 garlic fries as our appetizers along with the $12 Lava Flow drinks for my brother and I. Jackie told us that usually they can't do half and half of the edamame if it were busy, but since it was not busy, they'd be able to do so. She did mention that they ran out of spicy oil, so it would just be garlic edamame which I accepted. We enjoyed both of our appetizers and gave good comments about it.
The Lava Flow drink I chose was due to watching Misty 'Food Fiend' on YouTube when she visited with friends in November 2022 to rate some drinks. Both of us agreed that the Lava Flow (a pina colada with strawberry puree) was a *very good* pick with not overpowering alcohol. The Lava Flow drink is 5 stars out of 5 in my book and both of us loved it!
I ordered the $19 mahi-mahi sandwich with the side I chose being their cole slaw. It came with the buns grilled, a slice of lemon and tartar sauce along with lettuce, fresh white onions and a tomato slice. I normally would add a lot of tartar sauce to a fish entree but it really wasn't needed that much on this sandwich as it tasted so good with just little tartar sauce. The other two also glossed over how much they liked their entrees, a $19 cocktail shrimp/avocado slices/bacon slices sandwich that he chose with cole slaw and a $22 grilled ahi with butter, lemon and capers with rice plate as the portions were generous. The chopped-up cabbage and carrots cole slaw came in a small bowl in a creamy sweet dressing with a slight taste of vinegar.
I wanted another drink with my entree, so I asked Jackie for the $13 Singapore Sling (gin, Grand Marnier, club soda, grenadine, etc). As the Lava Flow gave me just a little buzz, I asked her if she could lighten the alcohol content on the gin and Grand Marnier and she said they could. Drinking the Singapore Sling wasn't my cup of tea, and after drinking just half of it, I stopped. I would rate this drink a 2.5 stars out of 5 and would not get it again.
While we were enjoying the excellent ambiance of this beautiful back in time tiki bar we all said without hesitation that we would all like to return to La Mariana. Please note that there is NO air conditioning, just all natural breezes (if there are tradewinds like today during our visit). I have heard from some people that when there are no tradewinds, it is sweaty if you sit further inside the restaurant.
As we were nearing the end of eating our meal, Jackie asked us if we wanted dessert (the menu they provided do not show any dessert, but their (very outdated) website do show several desserts such as their Mudd Pie, sorbets, etc.). Though I really wanted to try the Mudd Pie, we were pretty much full on the appetizers and our entrees so passed on dessert --- so just fyi that they are available.
Shucks, should have gone to the bathroom just to look if it is also decorated like the restaurant's interior and exterior. Maybe just go to 'visit' even though you don't need to?
Don't forget the photo ops inside and outside the restaurant as you won't regret taking them !
It would be a great place to take your visitors to eat and have some cocktails !