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If you have a Magnum, I have a BERETTA
If you want revenge, I have a VENDETTA
If it's cold weather, your hands go in my SWEATER
If you're in the main pack, I'm the PACESETTER
If your review's censored, mine is UNFETTER (ed)
I was on an e-mail list when you still used NEWSLETTER (s)
I'm the German Shepherd to your Irish SETTER
I have a word for your sex skills, it has four LETTER (s)
Even Starlight said I'm a better PETTER
If you abuse animals, then I work for PETA
If your boyfriend does it good, I can do it BETTER
If you make your gf moist, I can make her WETTER
I date a glamour model, she says you've never MET HER
Your girl likes the ocean, mine looks like ALETTA
My girl is like Gruyere, yours is more like CHEDDAR
And yours never got full on the meats you FED HER
Ohhhhh
But you will never ever ever find one BETTER
Than the muy delicioso Michoacana PALETA
WHAT
People call me Mitch, but my full name is Mitch O. Acana. People think I've had work done (on my ice cream, so to speak), but I have Natural Ice Cream if you know what I mean.
Definitely some of the greatest Paletas and ice cream we have ever tried, and it just takes paletas to the next level. I can't quite describe how amazing they are - it's just too good to be true.
There are Mexican dessert shops and then there is this place. They kind of ruined paletas for us because we really like Mexican popsicles and we get them all the time, and a lot of places we think make them really well, but then we tried this place, and by comparison to this place there are really no good paleta shops. That's how good they are.
We're talking about some of the very very best paletas that you will ever eat. The Mexicans really know how to make their fruit Popsicles with chunks of fruit and delicious fresh ingredients, and this is the perfect example of just how good they can be.
They have amazing ice cream products too, but it's the fruity Paletas that are always the standout here.
They're a little more expensive than you probably imagined and will cost you $3 or so for each one, but it's well worth it, and they are otherworldly in terms of taste. It's run by a very friendly family, and they're looking to expand to a couple more locations, and we can only hope that all of their locations will have these incredible amazing standards for desserts.
I'm going for paletas, you can come, do you WANNA?
You said you maybe would, so decide, are you GONNA?
Popsicles might be fun, but Paletas are FUNNER
Especially when you get them here at MICHOACANA!
WHAT!