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We just got back from an amazing stay split between the jungle and beach sides at La Valise Tulum, and honestly, it exceeded expectations. The property is beautiful and the service is top tier.||Night 1: Cenote Master Room (Jungle Side)||This room was huge, had icy cold A/C, and the outdoor shower + bathtub setup was a fun twist. We were a little nervous about bugs and mosquitos being on the jungle side, but we didn’t see a single mosquito the entire time (in June, no less!). The upstairs deck with the private plunge pool was super peaceful—perfect for reading or just hanging out in the shade in the morning.||Next Stop: Master Suite (Beach Side)||This was also pricey like the Cenote master but it was so worth it. Even though it hit 92°F outside, the ocean breeze kept things incredibly comfortable, especially with the doors wide open. We actually moved the bed out onto the patio when it was shady and back in when the sun shifted, but kept the doors wide open to feel the ocean breeze. No TVs (as others have mentioned), but if you’re looking to unwind and stream a show or two like we did, the WiFi handled it just fine.||Pro tip: Bring a Bluetooth speaker! We used ours for white noise at night (in case of parties or loud neighbors), and to hear The White Lotus over the ocean breeze.||Breakfast + Food||The daily breakfast was incredible. Everything we ordered was amazing—I just wish we stayed longer to try more of the menu. We had breakfast in the room a couple times and also ate at the beachside restaurant. The service was always top notch.||FYI: breakfast doesn’t start until 8am (coffee at 7:30ish at the poolside bar), which might be a late start if you’re an early riser like me, but it wasn’t a big deal. We managed.||Beach Conditions||Yes, there’s seaweed in the summer, but the hotel keeps it managed. It didn’t smell at all, and the beach area up to the waterline was clean and peaceful. We mostly enjoyed the view from our room, but the beach itself looked beautiful and well-maintained.||Offsite Activities & Hidden Gems||The hotel offers plenty of tours and local recommendations—honestly, we were tempted to do more, but chose to keep things chill this trip. That said, two experiences really stood out:||•Mayan Clay Spa – About 40 minutes into the jungle, their other location separate from their one 2min walk up the road is a total hidden gem. We did the 4-hour couples experience, and it was unlike anything we’ve ever done. A clay bathhouse in the jungle with massages, sauna, and cenote pool—100% worth the trip. While La Valise has a lovely spa and great-looking options at reasonable prices, this was a once-in-a-lifetime type of thing.||•Palma Central (Tuesday Night) – In town, this food truck park comes alive with salsa lessons followed by live music and dancing. The vibe was awesome, the crowd was friendly, and there were great food and drink options. One of the unexpected highlights of our trip!||Sister Hotel Highlights||Take advantage of the nearby and sister hotels.|•Radhoo has a great taco bar by the pool on Tuesdays.|•Panamera does a beautiful Monday happy hour on the rooftop.|•Nest has a lovely Wednesday beachside happy hour with 2-for-1 drinks and tasty bites (guac, beet hummus, and fries were our favorites).||Getting Around||We used the hotel’s bikes to ride to the Tulum ruins (about 5.5 miles each way). It was hot but doable—bring a metal or glass bottle for water if you try it. We brought a plastic one and they made us throw it away at the entrance to the park. ||Airport transportation was via a Suburban through the hotel—not cheap, but worth it for peace of mind. ||Taxis into town were around $40–45 each way. The hotel handled all the arrangements and we just WhatsApp’d our driver when we were ready—super easy and felt safe.||Final Dinner at Nu|We wrapped our trip with dinner at Nu, and it was a perfect send-off. Amazing food, drinks, and service. Definitely recommend. ||Finally, I would 100% recommend La Valise to anyone looking to relax, unplug (or binge a show with ocean views), and experience both the jungle and beach sides of Tulum in style.