Jack H.
Yelp
When the moon hits the sky like a La Villa pizza pie, that's... a cheese catastrophe! Run for your lives!
Seriously, I've now ordered La Villa twice from LivingSocial and each time de-socked me (knocked them clean off). The first time I dipped my toe in the water with a small cheese-and-pepperoni. The only negative aspect of the ordering/eating experience was the devastation to the roof of my mouth which occurred as the result of the rash haste with which I stuffed handfuls (the small size's slices are easy to keep from oiling all over your hands) of pizza into my maw after opening the jungle-steamy box of fresh ingredients in a gooey sea of mozzarella. The next time I was bolder in my pizza choice (garlic and herb/non-tomato-based sauce with green olives and onions) and I approached its heat more carefully.
Picture the final diner scene from Pulp Fiction, but replace the mysterious briefcase filled with gold light with a pizza box, and replace Samuel L. Jackson with Cookie Monster - that's what opening a La Villa pizza box is like.
The deserts were the exact same cannoli and tiramisu I've ordered at other DC delivery places, so they're clearly bought from some vendor, but they're fine - especially if you're very intoxicated or trying, after a full pizza meal, to make your stomach explode.
This is not some wafer-crust artisanal whatever. Don't go nuts and tell your aunt to drive out from Ohio to get a slice. It is, however, the best American neither-NY-nor-Chicago-style I've had in DC. If it's not hipster enough for you, try a white pizza with a bottle of Merlot, or a red pizza with a Beaujolais, and put on a balad about a teary break-up by some Australian kid in skinny jeans.
By the beard of great Parthenope, you must try this pizza.
Note: I keep asking them to draw something awesome on the pizza box and they haven't obliged yet, but I could tell that's just because they're hesitant to be goofy with a crazy person. Help me out. Order something with a request like "draw a dragon on the box" so that they know it's a noble artistic tradition we're inviting them to, not some sort of prank.