reece morgan
Google
I do not recommend this restaurant if you're expecting any level of good service or food. From the outside, it looks to be a nice establishment, complete with complimentary valet. The exterior is appealing, and the guy running the valet seemed nice.
Our first issue was trying to get inside— the two front doors are completely covered by fake flower strings, obstructing the entrance entirely. We had to search for the entrance, and as soon as we got inside, three different people rudely told us to give them a moment. We asked not to be seated near the DJ, which was blaring music, and it felt like playing musical chairs with the way the staff failed to accommodate us until we corrected them repeatedly. The decor is extremely loud and overwhelming, covering every inch of surface available. Even the bathroom hallway is covered in string flowers, obstructing any signage (of which there is none, just a picture of Frida Kahlo to differentiate the bathrooms). The inside of the bathroom is a sensory nightmare, with wall to wall paintings of famous people and a "teach me how to learn Spanish" audio playing loudly on repeat. If I had not been warned beforehand, I would have been terrified to hear a man in the bathroom— which the translator was.
Once seated, the tables were tiny and crammed full of unnecessary decoration that we had to remove to be able to comfortably sit. Our waitress attended to us three times while we were there, which was jarring because the table next to us— who knew the owner and told us so— was waited on hand and foot, receiving free dessert and having every need attended to. Meanwhile, we had sporadic service and no water refills.
The food itself was not good. We got $3 tacos for Taco Thursday, and they were bland and small in portion with overwhelming garnishes. We also ordered the dip trio, which had no flavor. Another table across the room ordered fajitas, and they have no ventilation, so smoke filled the entire restaurant and made my eyes sting.
Upon leaving, the valet attendant was nowhere to be found. We had to go into the UNLOCKED and BROKEN valet cabinet to get our keys, and our car was not locked, which is a safety hazard. The valet never returned before we left.
I am extremely disappointed and will never go back. It was an awful experience.