Jodi C.
Yelp
"Our mission is to promote nutrition, sustainability, and regular bowel movements."
Remember kids, poop is good. But flinging poo is bad. Good poopers earn the privilege to play with Laughing Planet's many dinosaur figurines. Bad poo flingers don't get any of their thick, fresh smoothies or vegan peach blackberry pie... So eat your damned Smart Beans* already!
It's not elegant or posh. But it is cozy and clean, with welcoming neutral hues and well-loved lush plants throughout.
They have a special burrito that frequently rotates, which makes it very hard for a creature of habit: hard to say no to the familiar and reliable in order to venture into the land of funky and unknown. That's what their special burritos are.
The Che Guevara and Elmer Fudd are two dishes I have to bite my knuckles to turn my cheek from. But alas -- how could I deny my belly's grumbling desires to take a bite out of Zorba the Greek? Black beans, marinated olives, spinach, feta cheese, and more, with my choice of salsa, for $5.50. Yum. The burrito was tasty. I even had a small portion left over. My only qualm is that the spinach hadn't been drained too well, so the ass end of my buritto was somewhat of a soggy swimming pool lined with tortilla.
My eating buddy was stoked about the $1.50 iced tea. "Free refills! I'm going to drink a LOT of iced tea while I'm here..." The cheap refillable beverage option seems like a rare commodity these days. So we emptied that glass many times while glimpsing the adorable Sasquatch paraphernalia and posters. If Sasquatch visited Portland, I think his first stop would be Laughing Planet, where he'd admire the poster board dedicated to the preservation of his distant relatives, the chimpazees, who Laughing Planet have adopted to keep safe from the meat market... He'd sit at the bar, hunched over one of many choice microbrews, contemplating the ways of life. Then, belly full of unique goodness, off to the barber shop he'd go. Even Big Foot needs a trim on occasion.
Talk about super heroes: sustainable, local, healthy food; chimpanzee rescue; Smart Beans. These guys are amazing. They need utility belts to wear over their aprons.