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I urge you, my dear friend, to set your path away from this establishment, just as a river avoids a rocky crag. Let your search for sustenance lead you elsewhere, to places more deserving of your time and hard-earned resources. For what is served here is not just food and coffee that lack soul, warmth, and the pleasing dance of flavors, but a disheartening symbol of culinary neglect.
Each dish, rather than being a melody of ingredients, is but a discordant note in a symphony of taste. The coffee, instead of being an invigorating jolt to the senses, lacks the essence and depth of what this magical brew should rightfully offer. All this, coupled with the sting of unjustifiably high prices, simply gnaws at the very heart of what dining should be - a joyous communion with our senses.
Let your appetite and love for good food guide you to corners more befitting. This place, sadly, is not one where your palate should have to endure or your pocket should have to bear.