Miles C.
Yelp
Chien Fumant has the atmosphere down, a quaint corner restaurant on a street which counts two of the best eateries in the area - Maison Publique and Quartier General - as neighbors. Ultimately, and especially if I'm comparing to either of those gems, I always find myself reaching deep into the pockets coming back without too much in exchange.
For one, the restaurant doesn't always know what it is; I suppose 'Mediterranean Italian with French and Asian influence' might be apt, if that weren't so vague and confusing. Two recent pasta dishes were fine, nothing I couldn't do at home, and one dimensional (great margins for the owner though!) and a chickpea purée with lamb was heavy, gritty and odd, and barely livened up by the few limp mint leaves strewn around it.
A calamari appetizer, also fine but cheaper Asian places do them better.
Egregiously, the plates that appetizers were meant to be shared on were dirty, with a really unpleasant film over it. I had to actually return the plate and instead of any apology, just quickly wiped it down so there was a bit less film in it, and then returned as though my request for a clean plate was a hassle. I felt compelled to apologize, and did, but then on reflection- F* that! My plate was dirty!
The wine by the glass is ok, the list only gets interesting if you begin to spend a lot for a whole bottle. The waiters were okay- speedy service, but not terribly friendly. The beer selection was non existent. (Sorry but Labatt doesn't go well with any food for me.)
Each time I come here I am lured by the promise then the food comes out good, but averagely so, nothing sparking great, no complex sensations, or coming close to the sublime experience often conjured by those at Quartier or Maison. But the price mimics those places, so to me it's not worth it, except for the atmosphere.