Loren C.
Yelp
=== Strong smell of feces from shellfish dish, other fish dishes completely plain, salmon overcooked, hard to find good in this one ===
I hate giving negative reviews. Look at my stats -- of 108 reviews, I've given FOUR 1-star reviews. But I honestly can't rate this particular locations of Legal Sea Foods any higher than 1.
We were super psyched to come here. First night in Boston, we were going to be tired from our red-eye, so we booked the most solid recommendation we got for that night.
I'll go straight to pro-con list.
+ Nice location. It's right there at the end of Longfellow Bridge, close to MIT, close-ish to Harvard, near a bunch of tech companies.
+ Nice interior. Lots of glass looking out. And they sat us at a nice table close to the glass. Lots of other people looking like they were having a nice time.
That's where the good things end unfortunately.
* Our server tried. But wasn't super knowledgeable about the dishes. When the problems started happening, she really couldn't answer any of our concerns.
- One of our party ordered the Shellfish Valencia. It smelled like feces. Yes, like poop. And it was strong. So strong that at first, several in the rest of our party _across_ the table from the Shellfish Valencia said that their dishes smelled like poop, and it wasn't until they smelled the Shellfish Valencia, that they realized it wasn't their dish at all -- it was the shellfish permeating around the table. The person in our party tried to soldier through it but gave up a few bites in for fear of food poisoning.
- When we brought this up with the server, she apologized and got a manager-type person out. The manager apologized and said that the cook used the wrong sauce.
That's not wrong sauce, friend, unless there's a bottle of poop-sauce back there.
It felt disingenuous, as if making an excuse for the staff. She asked if we wanted to re-make it. Given how bad the dish was, that seemed a strange offer -- I think as a manager, I would have offered something else on the house. We said no, we didn't want it re-made -- she apologized and left. (Which again is strange because now the diner is still hungry.)
- Our party ordered three "From the Sea" fish dishes. They sounded great -- one with Lemon Butter and Crispy Capers, one with Nori Chili Crust and Sticky Soy Sauce, and one with Garlic Herb Chimchurri. Literally makes your mouth water, right?
All three came as dry pieces of fish. Cooked identically the same -- no flavor, no spice. Take a piece of fish, stick it in an oven, and cook until well-done.
No sauce brought for the Lemon Butter and Crispy Capers which we needed to follow-up on, and for the other two, one tiny container of sauce. For the price of $30, I expect the fish to be cooked with the flavor, esp the Chili Crust. See photos for these. The fish itself lacked flavor.
- Lemon Butter and Crispy Capers sauce was incredibly disappointing. It tasted like warm water with soggy capers. No butter flavor, no punchy lemon. Capers even lacked taste.
- Salmon was order medium. It came completely well-done.
- One of our diners ordered Haddock, Baked Anna's Way. Mostly tasteless. It just lacked flavor.
- Crab cake was soggy and tasteless. Didn't taste fresh crab in there. I order crab cake as my yardstick of seafood and this ranked 2 /10. (Washington DC still has the best I've had!)
None of our diners ended up eating beyond a few bites. We ended up calling it a night, and going to B.Goode instead where we got burgers, bowls, and smoothies.
-- And the biggest insult? Our entire meal costed $150 before tax and tip. The did not charge us for the poop shellfish, but honestly, the entire meal was a downer, not just one dish.
Like I said, I hate the one-star reviews, and had it just been that one dish, I might have swallowed poop and given two-stars. But nothing was good there. Although it might just be that location, it makes me hesitant to try any other Legal Sea Foods location.