Timothy C.
Yelp
First time here. I was on a day date yall! And with a younger mayuuun! Like 20 years younger, haha! Never thought I'd EVER do something like that because I was a 21 yr old homo one time and I know what we do at that age hahahaha! Not saying all of us are that certain way, but ya know...
21 year old guys. I mean, do I really need to say more? Hahahaha!
He asked me to pick the place. I said, "ever hear of Lemon Tree?"
Him: "omg! I used to eat there all the time when it was Bluebird! Haven't been to Lemon Tree! Let's go there!"
Me: sounds good because I've literally never been there and never went to Bluebird! And honestly, until I typed in 'lunch' on Yelp, I didn't even know Lemon Tree existed....so yessir, let us go there"
We were also supposed to go see Lion King after, but did that happen?? Ahem. No. No it did not, lol.
But I digress ....(channeling my inner Sophia Petrillo there lol)
He said he had to work. That's totally fine tho. Have I seen Lion King yet? Of course not.
OK. LEMON TREE!!!! Was this place good? F*** yeah it was! I'm a super SUPER picky eater. Some of you know that already, hahaha!
I got a plain ass Turkey sandwich and I legit tore it up. He got some crazy shit with f'n FRITOS on the sandwich! Whaaaaaaat???
I've never liked any weird shit like that, lol. He tried 2x to get me to take a bite.
I was like...."want me just to save time and puke right now? Because just looking at that...makes me wanna puke" hahaha! It legit, for me, look like dog food on two slices of incredible bread, HA!
Like the "Fresh Pet" dog food, haha!
ANYYYYYwaaaay! This is a great lil spot. Very downtown, very posh, very hipster (said in my Sandra Bernhardt voice LOL ...If u saw her on an old school Will and Grace, you'll know what I'm tawlkin about LOL).
It definitely has the hipster vibes to it.
Lower level area to eat, outdoor area to eat, and a very cool upper level. I love when restaurants do that. When they branch out and have the boring, usual ground level, but OOOH! let's do an upstairs too! I mean, why not?!?
They did it and it works.
Yeah, I'm easily amused, lol.
Staff is all super sweet. All very nice people and HELLO! they allow dogs in there! Any place that shows our TRULY SPECIAL ANGELS some love like that...almost always deserves 5 stars.
I'm sure most have been here, but me being an old ass man, hahaha, yeah, this was my first time and it definitely will not be my last.
Oh, and of course the most important part (for some) "is it expensive?"
It's basically the same as any downtown casual restaurant. Pricey? Nah, not really. Probably just priced right.
Enjoy, yelperetetteeees!!!
Cheers!