Natalie Z.
Yelp
Lincoln Waffles, you sly charmer! Nestled within a stone's throw of the Ford Theater and the very room where Honest Abe clocked out for good, it's like having breakfast with history, minus the time travel paradoxes. This street is so iconic, even the pigeons here strut around like they're in a Broadway musical.
So, of course, it's a tourist magnet. We strolled in around 9:00 am, and yeah, there was a line. But hey, it was only a 5-minute wait - just enough time to perfect your best Lincoln impersonation, complete with a top hat made of napkins.
Now, let's talk ambiance. This place is like a time warp, back to when diners were the kings of quick and dirty. If you expect sparkling cleanliness, well, you might as well ask Honest Abe for a time machine. But hey, it's all part of the charm - a bit of grit with your grits.
Boyfriend went all in with Menu Item E, a waffle, two eggs, and corned beef hash. And since he's a northeast native, he gave it a nod of approval. The coffee? Hot and legendary, just like the man himself.
I, on the other hand, tackled Menu Selection A - the waffle, eggs, and a choice of meat. The waffle? Tasty. But look, this is no Michelin-starred joint. It's a roadside treasure in a high-traffic zone, so don't expect truffle-infused syrup.
Our server, though, was the real MVP. Friendly, attentive, and not even a hint of judgment as we scraped our plates clean. We're not high-maintenance; we're just here for the food and a side of historical nostalgia.
Pro tip: First responders, don't forget your department patch! They're building a patch wall to rival the Great Wall of China, and it's a sight to behold. We happened to have extras in our pocket, but I swear they multiply like rabbits.
In a nutshell, we can't wait to swing by Lincoln Waffles again. It's not just breakfast; it's a morning with history, a side of humor, and a dash of coffee-fueled patriotism. Gettysburg may have its address in the history books, but we're all about this waffle-covered corner of the world!