Kaiya W.
Yelp
Was really looking forward to this place - what a let down.
We started with Pickled Plate as I adore pickles and will order them everywhere. Disgusting. The pickled carrots and cucumbers were all I could try before being completely turned off. Spit both out.
The Something Green, Something Healthy salad would probably be good if the lettuce wasn't moldy and old. Though they did try to hide it by completely dousing it in sour, white, inaccurately described, "green goddess" dressing.
The only reason this place is not 1 Star is for the Beefy Bettie pizza. Though it was missing the shaved garlic & calabrian chilies, it was pretty good. I mean, I'll never crave it but I would eat it again if I was ever starving at Wiseacre.
Also, did I mention the dirty silverware and plates? :-)