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I'm way more naughty than you are INNOCENT
And I'm not just talking about that notorious INCIDENT
So if you have some meat, then I'll be the one to MINCE IT
And if you want Pizza, then come to LITTLE VINCENT
I have to settle down before this rap gets too EXPLICIT
And I might just date that one Yelp girl cause she is so PERSISTENT
I might take her for pizza, but that might just be CONTINGENT
On whether she knows great pizza, if so, it's LITTLE VINCENT
So if you have some store-bought Kale, I recommend you RINSE IT
And if Sam Smith does not like pizza, then you must CONVINCE IT
And if you want some pizza whose value is quite INTRINSIC
Then there is only one option, it's here from LITTLE VINCENT
I've been into girls (a lot) since I was just an INFANT
I don't care where they're from, or the religion, or skin PIGMENT
I don't mind if they're twins, even better with a TRIPLET
And if they all want pizza then we go to LITTLE VINCENT
WHAT
Do: A cold cheese slice, which is what everyone else gets, so do it.
Don't: Let your cold cheese slice go cold.
The best pizza on Long Island. One of the top 5 pizzas in the entire NYC metro area. Which means one of the top 5 pizzas in the country, basically, since the best are all in this area. What are you logistically, literally, logically waiting for? Get here. Eat it. Thank me. Repeat.
Limerick time:
Barbie wows everyone that meets her
And a world class New York slice completes her
But to get Barbie smiling
I bring her to Long Island
For the best: Little Vincent's Pizza!
This is easily one of the best pizza places in the whole state, the whole country, nay, the world!
Little Vincent's is actually some of the best pizza I've ever had in my life. Fresh, cold mozzarella shredded on top of the pizza just to make it extra good, and how it does. With or without the cold cheese though, it's Sublime and divine and very very special. Their alternative slices are all just as stellar.
It's easily the best food I've ever had on Long Island, and especially now that Hummus World has closed down, there's no competition. Nothing on the Lwannng Oiland tastes even close to this. And that's a huge compliment (huger than my... oh nm) since Long Island itself would be one of the biggest and most popular populous states if it were a state unto itself. I just used the word unto. Don't hate me.
So while in NYC I put Sunnyside Pizza (especially Sicilian or Garlic Bread Slice) and several others at the top of the pile, if I was to include Greater NY Metro, Little Vincent's would *easily* be top five, and very possibly top 3. There's a few hundred world class slices in NYC that I'm positioning it above. So that's the highest praise imaginable.
That calls for another limerick.
If the best thing you ate is a Skittle
And your local pizza crust is brittle
Grab your heels and your thong
Hit the Island of Long
As the taste of Vincent's is not Little.
In conclusion then... you simply must come here, and you simply must try Little Vincent's.
Let's finish with a little more rap:
The first time that I tasted this, I found it REMINISCENT
Of all the best pizzas in NYC, whose rules are STRINGENT
About the dough and sauce and cheese, to change they are RESISTENT
No wonder that the taste is so damn good from LITTLE VINCENT
So every competition Vinny enters now, he WINS IT
And I heard Tom Hanks loves this pizza more than he loved WILSON
And as for Tom Cruise and the couch, my god, what was he THINKING
But if the Toms want Pizza they must go to LITTLE VINCENT
And I might bring my Ivy League Porn Star, who went to PRINCETON
Oh wait, it's Dartmouth, either way though, she's the perfect VIXEN
And when she comes, she'll be in heels, as her tanned skin GLISTENS
So when she wants some perfect pizza, it's from LITTLE VINCENT
WHAT!