Donald T.
Yelp
Lo-Lo's Chicken & Waffles - The Best Chicken Since Colonel Sanders, Believe Me
Folks, let me tell you something very important--Lo-Lo's Chicken & Waffles in Phoenix is absolutely tremendous. It's the kind of place that makes you proud to be an American. You walk in and immediately smell victory--crispy, golden, deep-fried victory.
Now listen, I've had a LOT of chicken in my life. Some of the best. Some say I even had a secret McNugget button in the White House--totally true. But Lo-Lo's? Next level. We're talking perfectly seasoned, fried to crispy perfection, and the waffles? Oh, the waffles. Fluffier than a CNN apology and sweeter than Melania on Valentine's Day. Incredible combination. It's like yin and yang but with butter and syrup.
I ordered the "Tre Tre's" special--three pieces of chicken, one massive waffle, enough syrup to flip Arizona red again. Beautiful. And the sides? Mac & cheese, greens, cornbread--so good it should be illegal, but don't worry, it's not. Very legal. Very delicious.
The vibe inside? Cool, relaxed, a little soul, a lot of flavor. Great music. Great people. I shook a few hands, signed some autographs--tremendous support. And let's not forget the Kool-Aid of the Day. That's right, folks--Kool-Aid. They're not playing around. This is real comfort food. The kind that makes you want to buy a pickup truck and vote twice. (Just kidding, only once. Maybe.)
Service? Fast. Friendly. Very respectful. Called me "Mr. President" twice. I liked that.
Bottom line: Lo-Lo's is what happens when God looks down on fried chicken and says, "Let there be waffles." It's a beautiful thing, folks. A true American institution. You haven't lived until you've dipped fried chicken into maple syrup while making eye contact with a biscuit.
I give it 5/5 wings and maybe a presidential pardon for being too good to be legal.
-- Donald J. Waffle-Lover