Lee L.
Yelp
It starts with some costumed individual with a light beckoning you in then lends itself to a casual well appointed space, and then the ambiance begins to spiral into something very off putting and disjointed. No hostess that day, so we were a bit nomadic, but only for a short period of time. No servers, so you can order from the counter or off a QR code at your table and enjoy the self serve fast food at sit down prices, even down to the plastic silverware. All the sangrias on the counter didn't really call out to be tasted, so we passed.
Some meals came with sparklers brought out by overly hyped bouncy runners, which well, whatever, but when those sparklers went out, the sulphuric stench that permeated the air was lingering and nauseating. The person running through blowing bubbles also initiated another WTF moment. The dine in experience is best described as a Chuck E. Cheese empanada night.
Now for the best part, we had The Cubano, Passion Chicken, The Maze Ball, The Philly, & Bacon Wrapped Dates. All the fillings of the empanadas and their accompanying sauces were tasty, but the crust was a bit too doughy. The grossly overpriced bacon wrapped dates ($13 for 3 dates) were underwhelming, no need to ever revisit those again.
I don't think this place knows what it wants to be when it grows up. I don't think I have the patience or the interest to find out and if I did it would be for takeout only.