Alex B.
Yelp
Just awful.
The service was very poor but the food was much worse.
The vegetarian option was supposed to be hen-of-the woods "tempura."
It was more like overly crunchy fried calamari, without the calamari. I could neither locate nor taste any mushroom flavor at all. The server never bothered to come by to ask how the food was, so when I finally tracked him down he claimed that this mushroom has "a very mild flavor".
Apparently he thought I was stupid, because Google says: "It is popular for its rich flavor and firm texture, which holds up well in various dishes,". Locavore's dish had no mushroom flavor or texture and it did not hold up at all.
When I noted that fact, my server said, "Well you already ate most of it, so...." Of course I ate most of it- there was so little of it to begin with. I don't eat fried batter. I was hungry after waiting so long and I never like to waste food. In fact, when restaurant food is reasonable I never leave anything on my plate, or I take it home, by habit- to a fault. But at Locavore I left a lot of salty fritter on the plate.
The sauce was like a mediocre ranch dressing. The salad was all kale- not very good, but at least nutritious. Everything was too salty.
I might have gone for a substitute- polenta, swordfish- but the service was so slow we didn't want to sit any longer. The music was too loud for the acoustics of the room. (Some songs were OK, but they were cheesy covers- "Eyes Without a Face", sung without any substance, like the menu.)
One of my party ordered a glass of wine. The bottle was emptied into a glass- maybe 3 ounces, tops. No apology.
Someone had the flank steak ($36!), medium. It came out too pink. The server claimed that "grass-fed beef has more iron" (hence the brighter color). The polenta was minimal and the side vegetables reportedly tasteless- like the steak.
There was a $24 hamburger on the menu, and some duck that did not look promising. Tempura is supposed to be light and delicate, so that the underlying food remains chewy and tasty. Locavore has no clue how to prepare tempura.
When you have only 5 entrees on your menu- one of them being a hamburger- two of them should not be really poor.